Flossed out

Meaning that a person is fake or just shady about a situation

fuck man Kolton is flossed out..i knew he didnt go to that party

by J-Citty January 18, 2009

Raghead Floss

The act of wiping your ass on a motel owning raghead's rag (or towel) after receiving piss poor service there. This would be a follow-up to the classic "Curtain Floss".

The next time I went to the Super 8 in Columbus, I invented Raghead Floss when I ripped "Bob's" rag off of his head and wiped my ass with it when he tried to fuck me over (again) on my motel room bill.

by Floss 69 July 29, 2008

Baby Floss

Female nipple body hair, situated in proximity to the aureole, that is exaggerated in length comparatively.

I pulled off her shirt to suck her tits and, bam, I got a mouthful of baby floss.

by Grantthered December 9, 2008

floss my otter

response when an ugly guy/girl asks you out on a date and you have no real excuses to use.

Ugly Girl: Hey John, would you like to go to dinner and a movie with me tonight?

Non Ugly Guy: Oh, ummm, I'm sorry but I have to floss my otter.

by broham14 February 10, 2010

toxic floss job

to have someone floss their teeth with the hair near your anus

"dude shit got real weird last nite and a girl gave me a toxic floss job"

by J Dangles January 26, 2010

Montana Butt Floss

A pair of tidy whities, stretched up and over the shoulders, arms coming out where the legs usually go.

Dumbass, wtf with the montana butt floss?!? Are you trying to figure out the ultimate wedgie? Or did you just have a bongload of salvia?

by ratstalker March 29, 2013

truck stop floss

Truck stop floss: a pubic hair found in a urinal.

These contractors keep leaving truck stop floss in the urinals.

by Irishbackrub May 19, 2017