Floppy Scripts

When you use archaic methods to accomplish an IT task.

This guy on our project is using floppy scripts from the 80s to configure this system.

by liltimtim September 20, 2023

the floppy

an indoor practice golf ball

Practicing with the floppy helps your short game

by Spam4adam November 1, 2006

facebook floosy

A person who will take every one as their friend. Even if they don't like them.

Matt went to a party and recieved a friend invite from everyone there. He accepts them all as he is a facebook floosy.

by Mcbeefy November 26, 2013

Mr Floppy

The name given to someone who gets a Friends With Benefits, but upon trying to copulate fails to get an erection

Tom: Hey did you hear about that Mr Floppy?
Christopher: Oh yeah that was pretty funny
Tom: One hour and couldn't get a boner, had to get a floppy handy
Christopher: AHAHAHAHAHA

by DO DA DOO DOO January 19, 2015

palm floozy

A female native to charleston s.c. absolutely devoid of morals or self respect.

Well i know this palm floozy from COC palm floozy I say that got a angry pirate , mookie stick, screaming seagull, dirty Rodriguez, and a large vile strange sounding thing they call here in the lowcountry a fucking palm phlant. She paid two thousand of her dad's money for the Palm phlant and when she got it she came so hard she drag struted to the beach.

by palm phlant December 22, 2016

fanny pack full of floppy dicks

1.A person that has an unpresentable appearance in uniform, no military bearing, or respect for senior members

2.A straight up slob

That soldier looks like a fanny pack full of floppy dicks

by dumbbruce17 November 27, 2012

scoot and floop

It means fuck and go. Have sex then leave. Do you get it Johnny?

David: I had this nice scoot and floop last night

Sandy: what with who
David: with this guy jeffree, he gave me a free wig.
Sandy: dude that guy has like 1270 different types of STD’s!
David: I’m dead now

Pedro the dog: Oooh WIG!

by Kimberly_WigFlipper June 14, 2019