felch

A shot made up of malibu, baileys, kahlua, van vodka, and starbucks creme liquor, shaken and strained into shot glasses.

This shot MUST be drank thru a straw

this is a modification on the bukake shot.

Erica loves Felches
She took the felch but didnt tip

by putyercapeon August 7, 2009

Flecktarn

Flecktarn also known as flectar or fleck is the bestest camo in the world. It is a 5 color type of camo that was developed in the mid 80's and bares a resembalince to the nazi oak leaf camo used in WW2. It confuses and disruptes the human eye is perfect for the woods, because it works well in the woods it is very popular with paintballers. There is a desert type that is three colors tan,green and brown. The Danish have developed there own flecktarn that has no brown and works well in fields.

Omg flecktarn is so hard to find.

by 1000000000 screaming chinamen July 13, 2006

Felching

To extract the ejaculated deposit of semen from your lovers anus with a soft straw like tube.
.clear fuel line from Pep Boys
.motorcycle fuel line from any motorcycle shop

"Alex, where are the new felching tubes you just got from "Fun Bike Center"? You're going to want one later."

"I'm going to felch that cum right out of your sisters ass tonight after we fuck!"

"Next time get it in 12 inch lengths so I can shove at least half of it right up your ass!"

by Blake Dremmel February 13, 2008

felchmongler

A gay guy who sucks his come out of his boyfriends ass

that damn felchmongler be beatin dat ass up all tha time.

by erin November 20, 2003

feechee fichi

a woman or girl's vagina

He put tuna in her feechee fichi and ate it.

by Alex RAWRRRRRR June 27, 2006

discount felcher

Being paid to felch and then spit all of the depositor's material back into his mouth, but instead of performing the service, the felcher swallows most of the said material.

Boy, that gray-haired dude from Long Island's in a heap of trouble; that gay bartender wants his head for being a discount felcher.

by Half Full September 3, 2010

Flecking

To squeeze the end of your penis whilst ejaculating, spraying a fine mist of semen across your ubject (victim) to leave it flecked across their face, then letting go, to allow the held up semen to splurge over your subject.

You finally persuade your girlfriend to let you cum on her face, and you want to cum in her eyes to punish her for the delay. So, you fap off and on the point of orgasm, squeeze your bellend, to spray a fine mist of cum across her face (flecking). When she opens her eyes in confusion, you let go, slurging the remaining semen straight into her eyes.
Damn straight.

by Joel Taylor February 8, 2008