flarpy

someone who is a gay nerd

Dialouge

Bob says to Timmy: You're a flarpy

Timmy says to Bob: (Shoots Bob in face) Shut up bastard!

by Boobacguba November 24, 2004

Flarping

The act of fapping while LARPing

Tom: Why is Brian's hand down his pants?
Mike: Oh, he's flarping to that wood elf over there.
Tom: Just repulsive.

by w33dx4xl1f3 August 10, 2010

Flart

To flirt and fart simultaneously. Origin: late night typo.

He's so gross he just flarted and completely blew his chances with shirley.

by Ryan Richter August 20, 2005

Flark

To fart in your hand and put it on someons face

Lol I flarked my mom while she was asleep.

by Mr .kitty February 17, 2010

Flarg nargg

What you say when you mess something up, hurt yourself idiotcally, or when you don't like someone.

(Texting) Hspoy Vqlrjyibw's Dey! (Send) Review the message... "O' flarg nargg!"

(Walking and you fall and scape your knee) "FLARG NARGG!"

"Your fat!" "Well your a flarg nargger!"

by hollywood911 February 26, 2010

flargenshnof

1: (n) When a girl shoves her face in to your anus and then yanks it out, causing a male version of a pink sock.

"OW! jane, why did you just give me this huge flargenshnof?!"

by w00t123 May 24, 2010

flargging

verb (flarggin')
see also flarg, flargged/flargg'd

1. Having accomplished nothing, often because of being in a state of stoned conciousness.
2a. Having been together with friends who have a common interest in weed, which resulted in minimal output of work save for baking a batch of cookies.
2b. Or if everyone was flargging to the extreme, eating raw cookie dough because baking would mean work.

1. Frank, Joe, Chet, Callie and Iola are flarggin' tonight and bought an ounce of weed for the occasion.
2. "Hey Kevin, what are you doing tonight?"
"Not much, some buddies are coming over, we might play some poker but we'll probably end up flargging."
4. "If I don't stop all this flargging I'll fail my midterm on Friday."
5. "I was so busy flarggin' I forgot to add example number 3."

by Matt Snowball February 8, 2007