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Fatty Fall Down

Perhaps the only joke that crosses all known cultures, races, and religions. A formula for laughter as old as comedy itself, fatty fall down occurs when a fatass falls over.
Dick: "Dude, did you see that lard butt tumble off the stairs?"

Johnson: "Yeah, dude, everyone was laughing their asses off. Even the fat guy was, and he was shaking like a plate of Jell-O."

Dick: "Fatty fall down never fails, man."
by Harry Manasses June 12, 2012
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fatty in disguise

A fatty in disguise is usually a woman who uses deceptive tactics to conceal her large body mass. She will often wear black to slim her figure or wear large multicolored garments as a distraction to her prey. When online, the FID will often take pictures at awkward angles and these photos will usually only be head shots.

With practice and experience, a man can quickly spot a fatty in disguise and avoid wasting his time and energy.
"Mary's online dating profile looked really good, and she had a lot of nice headshots. I enjoyed talking to her on AIM and the phone. But after doing some stalking on google, I found out that she's really a fatty in disguise, a fat, wretched, beast of a woman."

"That girl has big tits but its just all fat, take a closer look past that floral pattern on her dress, she's a fatty in disguise man! Don't do it! "
by Saynotofatchicks July 22, 2016
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fisty bros

The act of fisting your bro with either a fist bump or inserting your fist in his anus.
“Did you see those fisty bros at the game last night ? They fisted like legends.”
by Fisty bro 1 September 18, 2018
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Fatty Shmorg

When you take your pants off and rip ass in a dude’s mouth then you start smooching with the boys to transfer the stench.
I just ripped the Fatty Shmorg at my friends house.
by Chimp Slayer September 16, 2020
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fisty cuff

a fight involving 2 or more people
by coon coy bus May 16, 2006
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fisty-nine

The act of fisting while in a sixty-nine position. Technically a difficult task, but when achieved...pure euphoria!
Alicia already knew she and her girlfriend like to sixty-nine,but once she discovered her girlfriend enjoyed fisting, she was determined to try to fisty-nine.
by sixylexi February 8, 2009
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