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Stanley Kurbrick Filmed the Moon Landing

From 1945 to 1991 there was the Cold War between the United States, NATO, and the Western world and the Soviet Union, Comintern in Asia, and the Warsaw Pact in Europe.
In 1968, Stanley Kubrick released 2001:A Space Oddesy.
Meanwhile the Space Race was going on between the USA and the USSR, with the Soviets having major wins, leading to the US becoming desperate to get a major win.
Now, here's where we get crazy, because this theory states that the US gov, seeing Kubrick's wonderful job filming space, hired Stanley Kubrick to film the Moon Landing, giving the US a false major win over the Soviets.
There's even a video released after Kubrick's death of him confessing to it.

Now for the debunking.
First off, no member of the world at large had seen video of space, meaning he could've made it look however, and you have to keep in mind this is Kubrick that we're talking about. His films are incredibly well-made with dozens upon dozens of retakes until it's perfect, not to mention the director and extended editions, while the Moon Landing has bad audio and video quality, is short, is fuzzy, and is the polar oppisite of Kubrick's works.
Now at this point you may be thinking "But my name, you said there's video of him confessing to it", well, that video is quite easy to be proven as a hoax -- made by a random guy who moderately looks like 1990s Kubrick --, simple as.
As to why this easily-disprovable conspiracy began, well, that is something I'm still pondering, myself.
Reddit Conspiracy Theorist: Hey man, y'know Stanley Kurbrick Filmed the Moon Landing?!
You, an intellectual: Don't be a fool; everyone knows Hitchcock filmed it
This was originally about 2,400 characters, but I needed to revise it to just 1,500 to publish it, so it's not as enticing, not as in depth, nor does it explain what nations were even in the Comintern or Warsaw Pact, but i encourage you to watch a video on YouTube about this by The Why Files
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No Nudity In My Film

'No nudity in my film' a saying by a special kind of retard. Christian Phillips in the youtube video 'Christian has gone rogue'
He spurted this worthless set of words when his friend was zipping up his pants pocket. Christian realized this would be the perfect time to make a funny blooper for their VERY professional class film. Running up and yelling "NO NUDITY IN MY FILM!" it is very common to also associate this saying with the Omae wa moe shinderu meme.
Christian: "Yeah dude! I live on Kipling and Eglinton..."
*Richard is zipping his pants pocket*
Christian: "Omae wa moe, shinderu!"
Richard: "Nani!?"
*Loud noises of absolute destruction and devastation followed by Christian's ultimate one liner*
Christian: "No nudity in my film!!!!!!!"
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Karma Film

This is when you do something bad or act selfishly without taking into account the amazing balance of the universe and forget that Karma is going to come and bite you in the arse. Your fast ass gets chomped badly by Karma as if you're in a film. Hence, Karma Film. Booya!
"Do you think you'll be friends with him again?" "No... He's got his Karma Film coming at him."
by fuckyoubuddy October 29, 2011
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Abbey Films

Daniel:I'm the creator of abbey films.
Jamal:THATS SICK BRO!
by Mr Chee Chee March 30, 2021
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<.7.97.>Film Forum

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crash course film

a film or television series (such as the film and show Crash) in which multiple stories are told through different viewpoints, usually an overused concept found in many movies and shows
The movie Love, Actually is a crash course film because it shows the stories of different individuals
by Mister_E January 2, 2010
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