Farting With Disaster

When you risk it on a fart and shit your pants.

Thought I could push out a squeeker, no, no I could not. Had to throw away my drawers after farting with disaster.

by Stingy Guts February 5, 2024

Farting out

A verb meaning to spew out false information confidently like it's no body's business

Stop farting out about how dinosaurs still exist

by TheKillerStorm February 15, 2024

Farting on the Weedgie

When you do something thinking it's going to be good, funny, or helpful and it all blows up in your face.

Dave literally let rip on Ross's shoulder at lunchtime and ended up getting his sandwiches chucked out of the window.
"Well that didn't quite go as planned, that was a literal case of farting on the weedgie."

by Maximo Flo March 6, 2024

farting in the shower

This is in reference to doing something that is self-destructive. Farting in the shower does nothing but make your life unpleasant.

Bucky: "Hey! Did you hear about Andy? "
Lewis: "Nope. Is he in the clink?"
Bucky: "Nah, he asked out Marcia when Scott was right there. Totally farting in the shower. Scott slammed him into the wall and then spit on him. A real dick move. It's like he wants to ruin his own life more than we do..."

by von groovy September 3, 2024

Fargangenheyt

Fargangenheyt is simply the past, but when you want to highlight the specific nostalgic and melancholy nature of the past. From Yiddish "פאַרגאַנגענהייט". It can be in reference to past regrets, dreams that faded away, or events from the past that you yearn for.

"Yo bro what are you thinking about?"
"Reminiscing about my long-gone fargangenheyt..."

by RedRydr December 23, 2024

Fartington

person that farts alot, usually a dude, female rarely (0.000000000000000000000000000000000009% of happening 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥)

that guy is a fartington!

by john pseudonyayayyayaya dangit January 23, 2026

Faraging

The deliberate exclusion of specific journalists, newspapers, media outlets, or other observers from political discussions, debates, and forums, designed to minimise scrutiny, accountability, and critical examination of policies, statements, and allegiances. Faraging operates as a mechanism of control, ensuring that dissenting perspectives are systematically marginalised and that public discourse is filtered through a narrowly sanctioned lens. By denying access to independent voices, this practice cultivates a self-reinforcing political echo chamber, erecting what might be described as a glass ceiling of concrete and steel: impenetrable, opaque, and unyielding. It generates a form of institutionalised tunnel vision in which ideas, criticisms, and alternative viewpoints are not merely overlooked but actively obstructed, thereby concentrating power, shaping narratives, and entrenching ideological conformity within the corridors of authority. In effect, Faraging transforms the public sphere into a curated environment where debate exists in form but is severely constrained in substance, creating a controlled theatre of political perception.

Person 1: "Did you catch Farage at Capitol Hill, comparing the UK’s 'free speech' to North Korea?"

Person 2: "Yeah, and Raskin didn’t hold back, calling him out for being a Trump sycophant, a fan of Putin, and also noted how he restricted media access during his visit. Basically, making sure critics couldn’t scrutinise him properly."

Person 1: "I suppose he just doesn’t enjoy answering awkward questions."

Person 2: "Or, more likely, he’s perfecting the art of Faraging, curating who gets to challenge him so no one sees the gaping holes in his own ideology. Comparing the UK to North Korea while quietly restricting free speech around yourself… that’s next-level irony."

by DemocracySold September 4, 2025