Catalonian Sausage Factory

A group of guys set up a conveyor belt and defecate on it, preferably with big liquidy shits, they then tie their penis' to the belt so they become covered in the shit, they guy whose cock seems least covered in shit has to suck all the other guys off and clean their cocks of shit, then has the conveyor belt re-routed so all the shit falls into his mouth.

Girl 1: Si your mouth tastes really weird today, I dont want to kiss you any more

Guy 1: Sorry Anisha me and the boys set up an Catalonian Sausage Factory last night, and my cock is so small I couldnt get it fully covered in shit

Girl 1: What the fuck thats sick, i'm dumping you, i wanna date that hot guy you sit next to

Guy 1: Shit man, if only I hadnt agreed ot that Catalonian Sausage Factory... What am i saying, its the best fucking thign ever

by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009

fetus factory

also see milf
a woman who is frequently doing "the deed" and getting pregnant constantly

"that lady has 20 kids!"
"yeah...shes a fetus factory"

by spyke09 January 8, 2009

Butter Factory

When two people force their buttholes together after taking laxatives and then aggressively slosh their shits back and forth like some factory

It smells like a butter factory in here!

by ButterTrader January 31, 2019

Soviet Tractor Factory

To fuck a large woman in her armpit/arm fat or similar points where copious amounts of fat are present in fold-like formations (ie. knees, elbows, chin, etc).

"I gave that fat chick a soviet tractor factory last night".
"My doctor says I should stick to soviet tractor factories until the stitches heal and I finish the antibiotics".

by Le Dangle September 18, 2010

wench-factory

adj. (1) a type of female that causes frustration or negative feelings. (2) root: instead of a person being equivalent to just one wench, (eg. a strumpet), they are equivalent to a whole factory of them. (3) A paramount insult.

"You stole my pie! You fricken' wench-factory!"

by Ben Dover and Her Sister Ilene December 17, 2011

dream factory

A place where everyone wants to make it big!

Male 1 : Life sucks !
Male 2 : Hold your sh*t together buddy. Tomorrow is another day in the dream factory !

by Kash2387 January 20, 2014

strike at the fudge factory

when you haven't crapped in ages because the little workers in your fudge factory are on strike.

Parson Brown: "What's the matter"
Baron von Slippyfist: "I think there's a strike at the old fudge factory, i haven't crapped in months"
Parson Brown: "A strike at the fudge factory? Isn't that a fancy way of saying you're constipated?"
Baron von Slippyfist: "Yes, Parson, that's EXACTLY what it is"

by keith-tastic May 22, 2008