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shit faced

The result of drinking alot of alcohol, you usally get shit faced when you feel like throwing up, you also get shit faced in the morning when the hang over starts.
So really, shit faced is the period of when you feel like shit after drinking.
Bar Tender - NO ! you have had too much for tonight !
Drinker - Gimme some booze dammit !
Bar Tender - OK ! but only ONE more, you'll end up shit faced and pass out !
Drinker - THANK DRUNK IM GOD !
by Carcass (band) December 7, 2006
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Faced

facedthe act of telling someone off or completely humiliating them. could also be defined as disrespecting or putting someone down. use goes very well with sarcasm. usually followed by scratch moded.
Guy 1: Ive gotten way more pussy than you have dude.
Masta J Hotness: Yeah but you fuck cats you sicko, ooh faced!
Masta J Hotness: Scratch moded.
by Jimmy T February 3, 2005
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Scott-faced

Scott-faced is a state of inebriation where the person is groggy, can't stay awake, and is not aware of their own state of being. Similar to a person that has taken too much of an opiate or benzo, or consumed too much alcohol, and refuses to acknowledge this state, preferring to blame it on lack of sleep or sickness. Sometimes referred to as being scootered.
"Dude did you see John yesterday, he was so scott-faced he was drooling all over!"
"I know, he passed out mid-sentence talking to me then acted like nothing happened when I said something to him"
by Deke762 July 20, 2008
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fachebook

facebook, but better. makes you sound smart..for once..
dude- CHECK OUT MY FACHEBOOK STATUS
by andbingowashisnamo January 8, 2012
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shitier faced

more drunk than shit-faced
little did i know my parents got shitier faced when they went on alcoholiday
by homgen4 October 29, 2006
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brown-faced

To walk by someone who is sitting down, grab their head and fart in their face
Coco was sitting in a chair watching the Super Bowl when the Moosetrain walked by and brown-faced him.
by Moosetrain December 15, 2008
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Two Faced Father

An idiot male parent who demands virgin like behavior from his daughter, but wants his son to be a skirt chasing, cherry popping dog.!
Two Faced Father's dating instructions to children...
Two Faced Father to girl child> Don't let him touch you!
Two Faced Father to boy child> Get up in there son!
by rubber turtle September 23, 2010
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