Facebomb

1) A sexual act in which the man ejaculates on a woman's face. IE "money shot" or "facial"

After she gave him a blowjob, he pulled out and gave her a facebomb.

by MizzDemeaner April 25, 2011

Facebender

When someone goes absolutely nuts and posts lots of garbage, drivel, crap and inarticulate nosense on Facebook.

Giles just went nuts on Facebook. Did you see all that shit he was posting in the last 24 hours? He just went on a complete "facebender."

by budeanddude January 21, 2011

FaceBangin'

When one's Facebook status has the clear intentions of getting young girls drunk and pregnant without them knowing that was the plan all along.

Jamaal's status had "FaceBangin'"written all over it

by geechas May 23, 2011

Facebitch

JFK...n' Dys...
1.To be on facebook and complaining about something.
2.Just Facebooking in general.
3. When Facebook is being a bitch(such as, facebook being slow, etc.)

Facebook Status:
I really hate my life...
Some people need to get a life...
I'm so depressed and I have no friends...
I am sad, I feel like I should "Facebitch".

by jfk1116/Dys October 31, 2011

facebagger

A person that comments on facebook links only to have arguments

I wasted the whole weekend thinking I could have a reasonable discussion with facebaggers.

by thebiscuit January 25, 2012

facebackbushing

escaping out of somewhere backwards so your face cant be seen, dodging and ducking and hiding behind things

facebackbushing out of the office

whose that? .....i divn't nar....they're facebackbushing outta here so i cannit see who it is.

by bobbijanethegreat November 9, 2012

Faceblock

A mental condition wherein the victim/sufferer receives a Facebook friend invitation, can clearly see the he/she and the sender share many mutual friends, but can't for the life of Pete, remember who the hell this person is.

I see you are friends with ______ . I just received a friend invite from her and am experiencing a severe case of Faceblock. How do I know this person?

by Mr. Slappa November 13, 2012