fabbeluga

A fabulously obese white person possibly with that last name who resembles a beluga whale and/or behaves like one

That guy Steve is a real fabbeluga, he should hold off on all those burgers and blue moons! Burgers and blue moons will make a fabbeluga out of you!

by Slap-Jack September 23, 2018

flabbeating

The act of when a short and skinny kid beats the shit out of a fat kid.

Brad was flabbeating Xavier

by kickREDneckSISinTHROAT November 12, 2018

Flabbergasted Skittles

When your scared as frick

Omg, when she jumped scared me, I was Flabbergasted Skittles!

by gibbymaller November 18, 2018

Fabby

When you constantly tell your amazing girlfriend you’re fat or you’re chubby and she keeps getting mad and makes you take it back so you have to make up your own word to describe yourself. A word that she doesn’t know the definition of and it’s really just a mix of the two words

Bf: Babe, I’m fat.
Gf: Take it back.
Bf: Fine. I’m not fat. I’m chubby.
Gf: Take it back.
Bf: Uggghhhh. Fiiiiiine. I’m fabby.
Gf: What does that mean?
Bf: Oh don’t worry about it

by Ligma Gems November 21, 2018

flabbergasted

what comes out of my dogs butt

my dog just flabbergasted

by thedoggoscode December 26, 2018

Flabbergasted

When you have a nasty shit coming but you can’t push it out

Damn bruh, I was so flabbergasted last night that I missed the big game

by Black Hammer10 May 2, 2019

Flabbergasted

To be extremely surprised or shocked.

I'm absolutely flabbergasted Woross is mentally capable of wiping his own ass.

by you better bring back flux May 18, 2019