A man from Florida nakedly planks across two little people, who use their above-average upper body strength to support Florida Man’s weight, evenly distributed, of course. Florida Man then masturbates himself to completion onto the awaiting back of a delegate from the Czech Republic, who is crawling on all fours, shirtless, back and forth under the planking Florida Man. The maneuver is complete once the two little people sufficiently belittle Florida Man for his lack of teeth and sperm count.
Meg: Pat has been arrested twice now for his unauthorized performance of the Florida Man Self Czech Out.
James: That’s right! You actually have to be a state resident to perform that unindictedly.
James: That’s right! You actually have to be a state resident to perform that unindictedly.
by Blowhole Immersion August 19, 2023
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These some disrespectful ass bitches
Will roast anybody or anything
Any friend you make from Florida is bound to roast the shit outta you
Don’t matter if you lived in Florida 2 months you disrespectful period
They also get upset when people are sensitive after they just called you’re whole family ass eating jitts to they face
Person 1 : what’s wrong with Steve
Person 2: he just a Florida nigga and he got put in check by a Atlanta nigga
These some disrespectful ass bitches
Will roast anybody or anything
Any friend you make from Florida is bound to roast the shit outta you
Don’t matter if you lived in Florida 2 months you disrespectful period
They also get upset when people are sensitive after they just called you’re whole family ass eating jitts to they face
Person 1 : what’s wrong with Steve
Person 2: he just a Florida nigga and he got put in check by a Atlanta nigga
by Caliinigga November 16, 2018
Get the florida niggas mug.A woman who continuously and unsuccessfully dates/sleeps around/remarries until she is well into old age and retirement, i.e. is old enough to retire and live in Florida. Used in the "Brothers and Sisters" episode of Family Guy.
Did you see Jenny? She's onto divorce number nine and she's fucking that dude at the gym. She's going to make one sad but super hot florida whore someday.
by MissMandy90 May 9, 2011
Get the florida whore mug.When you sling a duce into a hooker's mouth while partying in South Beach and then she gives you a blow job.
With his promotional coupon from the hotel room, Raul got a $5 discount on his Florida Fudgesicle from a toothless hoochie-mama.
by Johnny Earle November 4, 2006
Get the Florida Fudgesicle mug.A sexual act containing of either two males or females in which the women/male get down on there knees and arc there back toward the heavens and wait for the male to ejaculate on their back, when this is done successfully the male semen should trickle down their back, gently into crack, then drip to the floor
CAUTION DANGER!!: could end up in pregnancy with blown out vagina
CAUTION DANGER!!: could end up in pregnancy with blown out vagina
dude did you know that Pedro gave a Florida Crybaby to that one blown out lunch lady?...well shes pregnant
by HombreDeSexo August 31, 2009
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