FBI

Fucking Bunch of Idiots.

Who is that man over there doing flips on the dance floor and shooting people as his guns falls out and hits the floor? Oh just another member of America's Finest--the FBI.

by Bal-der-Dash February 5, 2020

FBI

An organization of federal workers, or agents, designed to secure the US against security risks that disrupt the government somehow "clearing the picture" for other departments/agencies/forces or sending in their own forces for exigent purposes. They also have a nationwide web of phone/webtaps, informants, spies and undercover guys ("plants"). Founded in 1908 with the purpose of fighting crime more effectively nationwide, they eventually lasted through trying times such as the Prohibition, WW1/WW2 and 9/11 and continue their work today.

An agent: a suit with an signed ID. Usu. seen with a 9mm handguns, black Sedan and a red tie. *Some believe they are actually aliens.* ::GASP::

by Smkngmgc June 13, 2004

FBId

used as a term for "ownage" in the hacking community. FBI, married to Neconide earlier this year has proved himself to be one of the most prominent hackers of our time.

Yo I straight up FBId that comp

dude my comp got fbi'd!!!!

by much l33tness March 4, 2009

FBIL

Future Brother In Law

My FBIL is coming down this weekend
future brother in law FBIL

by TheRealCuddFoo February 23, 2011

fbi

The kind of agency that would stare at you thru the computer cam and would blow up and bust down your house’s door and windows all because you were staring at 800 year old animated girls

The FBI got me arrested yesterday for begin pedo

by ugayugayugay February 16, 2020

FBI (Fags by intimidation)

The FBI are left wing rioters (most of them gay) who try to intimidate conseratives or Catholics on the street, even though it doesn't work.

FBI: RAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Me: 😐 oh its an FBI (fags by intimidation)

by Skyrim550 August 26, 2022

FBI

Female Body Inspector

Sexy FBI Boyfriend: "Mam! Open up the door! It's FBI!"
Sexy Girlfriend: *Opens door* Oh! FBI huh?

Sexy FBI Boyfriend: "Oh, yes ma'am, Female Body Inspector" *Smirks & slips into the room with her*

by DaddysGirl❤ March 13, 2018