Definitions by Bal-der-Dash

Millennial 

The worst people on planet earth -- first generation in human history that can't even tell a girl from a boy.

Why does that guy keep calling Johnathan Yaniv "she?" Oh--he's just another millennial.

Millennial by Bal-der-Dash February 5, 2020

FBI 

Fucking Bunch of Idiots.

Who is that man over there doing flips on the dance floor and shooting people as his guns falls out and hits the floor? Oh just another member of America's Finest--the FBI.

FBI by Bal-der-Dash February 5, 2020

love is love

"I am homosexual."

Well Bruce, I'm not saying I'm gay or anything but...well--love is love.

love is love by Bal-der-Dash January 23, 2020

F.B.I. 

Fucking Bunch of Idiots

Another government employee? Yup--it's the F.B.I. again......

F.B.I. by Bal-der-Dash January 23, 2020

Iwtkmbidwmfaftfb 

"I Want To Kill Myself But I Don't Want My Family and Friends To Feel Bad." A very sweet sentiment which excuses your utterly contemptible cowardice by passing it off as "concern" about others--which let's you save your miserable coward-skin while still patting yourself on the back for being an emotional hero.

Lena Dunham says "Oh I want to kill myself SO badly for making such an ass of myself trying to kiss Brad Pitt at the awards show (fuck you Jennifer Aniston and your Fucking SAG award!) but after much soul searching--well, you know Iwtkmbidwmfaftfb."

Iwtkmbidwmfaftfb by Bal-der-Dash January 23, 2020