Who is that man over there doing flips on the dance floor and shooting people as his guns falls out and hits the floor? Oh just another member of America's Finest--the FBI.
by Bal-der-Dash February 05, 2020
by Bal-der-Dash January 23, 2020
"I Want To Kill Myself But I Don't Want My Family and Friends To Feel Bad." A very sweet sentiment which excuses your utterly contemptible cowardice by passing it off as "concern" about others--which let's you save your miserable coward-skin while still patting yourself on the back for being an emotional hero.
Lena Dunham says "Oh I want to kill myself SO badly for making such an ass of myself trying to kiss Brad Pitt at the awards show (fuck you Jennifer Aniston and your Fucking SAG award!) but after much soul searching--well, you know Iwtkmbidwmfaftfb."
by Bal-der-Dash January 23, 2020
The worst people on planet earth -- first generation in human history that can't even tell a girl from a boy.
by Bal-der-Dash February 05, 2020
"I am homosexual."
by Bal-der-Dash January 23, 2020