Double meater eater

Receiving a blow job while eating a Burger King "Super Seven Incher" sandwich.

Jon: "Dude, last night while I chowing down on my BK Super Seven Incher, my gf started giving me a blow job!"

Steve: "Dude, you just got a double meater eater!"

by Peter North/MAPS July 6, 2009

face-eaters

A pair of over-sized trendy sunglasses, usually sported by scene kids.

Scene girl #1: Like, RaWwRr! Let's go to the br00tal show.
Scene boy that looks like a scene girl: I'm going to show off my face-eaters and look fierce.

by xlivelifeontheEDGEx June 10, 2009

Shame eater

Indulging in an exorbitant quantity of food, outside of any meal time, and hiding the fact that you have just scoffed an amount of food that would feed a small town in Kenya.

It's 4pm and Louanna has once again found herself in the stationary cupboard in the office, hiding away from her colleagues, as she stuffs her face with a large serving of McDonald's fries. Louanna is clearly displaying the behaviours of a shame eater.

by Etak_soda September 9, 2011

external examiner

Someone appointed from another institution by a university to question every little, trivial detail of an assessment or graded paper in order to justify their own hefty stipend, make lecturers' lives annoyingly miserable (thus reminding them they are still only employees) and to feign the appearance of academic quality.

Elvira: Leo the external examiner has returned your examination for review because some of the questions require commas to be added. Make sure you do this before you leave the office at 2.30pm today.

Chuck: If all Leo has to do for his money is correct my grammar, then I'd be grateful if you'd ask him to stick that examination paper up his fat arse.

by The Gonzo Lecture March 25, 2010

boot eater

A person who eats their steak well done.

Charles: "Hello waiter, I'd like a filet mignon, well done."
Waiter: "One destroyed steak coming up, boot eater."

by roboticgentleman July 15, 2011

putty eater

a non foul way of saying pussy eater,this was used by harry enfield in the famous badfellas sketch.

biggles: hows your wife paul ?
paul:what you saying bout my wife,you fun my wife?
biggles: yeah she sucked my duck and i ate her putty

paul:your a muddy funster and a putty eater fuckwit biggles

by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015

Ass eater

A member of the table 300 club, who all love to munch on the ass, fresh from the shower..

Muk, egg, Rae and crew are all ass eaters and devour ass like it’s a Krispy Kreme Doughnut

by Dirty-Link June 21, 2019