Evan

More than likely someone who drives a shit blue car and lacks friends

"That Evan really needs to fuck off"

by bossman7477 July 23, 2018

Evan

Funny, sweet, and hot, too. He is the perfect man, but he can break your heart. He is trustworthy, as long as you get to know him first. If you have an Evan in your life, don't let him go. He is so lovable, it literally just makes me sick. (In a good way). :p

Evan is sooooo hot.

by Evrick June 6, 2019

Evan

Me(Someone ugly and dumb as fuck); Sometimes a great person who everyone likes; Sometimes extremely intelligent;
Somebody with a fucking amazing reputation; A guy who is fucking OBSESSED with looks

Guy 1: “Hey look it’s Evan”
Guy 2: “Woahhhh I love him already”
Guy 1: “The fuck“

by skskskskandioopsistersevanugly November 3, 2019

Evan

A pussy that has a girlfriend just to hide the fact that he is gay

I am an Evan.

by Ealgivf February 4, 2019

Evan

a cocksucking headcase

evan is a headcase

by arrrrrrrgg June 25, 2019

Evan

thicc with infinite C's

Alberto~ "Damn man have you seen Evan he is soooooo thicc!!!"
Tony~ "I know, right, bro he's the thiccest of the thicc"

by Albert Alien June 24, 2018

Evan

The ugly smelly guy who sits in the corner of a gym to watch men most likely a Mexican

See that guy I bet his name is Evan creepy fuck

by Dirty boy 6161 June 21, 2019