Elliot is really weird and awesome she really likes to dance and is annoyed that all other Elliot’s are guys but she’ll get over it. She is a half of a dark & salty relationship and she loves it.
Elliot has light brown hair with brown eyes and glasses she’s a little bit short but that’s okay. She’s heather duke. And she really likes green.
She is afraid of bridges, seals, butterflies, and moths. Elliot needs coffee before 10 am and has an alternative personality. She is alway there when you need a shoulder to cry on, a laugh, or someone to rule the world with. She would die with you but is a Slytherin.
Anyone would be lucky to have a GIRL Elliot in their life.
Elliot has light brown hair with brown eyes and glasses she’s a little bit short but that’s okay. She’s heather duke. And she really likes green.
She is afraid of bridges, seals, butterflies, and moths. Elliot needs coffee before 10 am and has an alternative personality. She is alway there when you need a shoulder to cry on, a laugh, or someone to rule the world with. She would die with you but is a Slytherin.
Anyone would be lucky to have a GIRL Elliot in their life.
Elliot? who’s she?
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Get the Eliomar mug.You know that stupid ass place Plainview, MN? Well welcome to it’s little cum stain of a brother. I should say half brother because people here have half the amount of chromosomes too. Didn’t think that was possible? The town is small, the people are retarded and the whole place smells like cooch sweat and rotten cow uterus. Imagine having one gas station in a town and the owners don’t speak English. Like bitch this is a America not the DMV. Anyways, the place is ass and the people are segregated into 4 sections. Poverty, daddy issues, MegaFaggots™️
And the people who were in charge of the 9/11 attack on the World Trade Center. Oh, and the rich white people who live in peace. But it has its perks don’t get me wrong, it is TWO licenced gun ranges both labeled “public school” and plenty of places to get weed and alcohol so you can get light it up like and Orlando gay bar. And after your done with that. You can do absolutely fucking nothing bc there is nothing else to fucking do in this nut sack of a town. At least Plainview hides they’re poverty. Elgin just lets it out for all to see like your mom’s saggy boobs. But, I mean if you’re alright with living in a place where the syphilis is high, the chromosomes are low and you constantly feel like there’s a bomb threat when you go and pump gas. Then Elgin sounds like the right place for your sorry ass!
And the people who were in charge of the 9/11 attack on the World Trade Center. Oh, and the rich white people who live in peace. But it has its perks don’t get me wrong, it is TWO licenced gun ranges both labeled “public school” and plenty of places to get weed and alcohol so you can get light it up like and Orlando gay bar. And after your done with that. You can do absolutely fucking nothing bc there is nothing else to fucking do in this nut sack of a town. At least Plainview hides they’re poverty. Elgin just lets it out for all to see like your mom’s saggy boobs. But, I mean if you’re alright with living in a place where the syphilis is high, the chromosomes are low and you constantly feel like there’s a bomb threat when you go and pump gas. Then Elgin sounds like the right place for your sorry ass!
“Hey bro, the ‘Your mother’s a fat bitch awards’ are happening in Elgin, MN on Sunday. You wanna go?”
“Hell yeah! Only if you promise not to fuck my moms belly button again.”
“Ok. It’s gotten loose since last time anyways”
“Hell yeah! Only if you promise not to fuck my moms belly button again.”
“Ok. It’s gotten loose since last time anyways”
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