premacheer ejaculation

noun: a loud cheer ejaculated loudly and involuntarily during a sporting event when one thinks his or her team gained some ground, when it really was a play that favored the other team.

Sitting in the Brazil section of the futbol staduim, Jose emitted a premacheer ejaculation thinking his team's goalie had made the save, when the ball had actually rolled in. The other Brazil fans beat him up for his mistake.

by das.sprache.meister March 27, 2015

Ejaculate Conception

The act of impregnating a female and then denying any interactions with a said woman leaves her a single mother with no father figure around.

Tom: Did you hear Sady was pregnant?
Sally: She's a virgin though, it must have been an immaculate consception
Tom: More like an ejaculate conception, she's a hoe on the DL

by UIU Speed Team August 29, 2022

ejaculation

this is used basically when u are stressed

ahhhh omg i came this was the best ejaculation.

by voldemort February 2, 2023

Evacuate and Ejaculate

Hang out with a hot girl way out of you league, go home and beat your meat.

So I heard you were hanging out with that Kacey girl from Human Resources.

Yeah she looked so hot but had to leave early, so I had to Evacuate and Ejaculate at home!

by area51got lindelled May 8, 2021

Ejaculation

Ejaculation, the process of a Male Body pushing Sperm out of the Penis.

1: I learned about Ejaculation in Sexual Education Class.
2: Boys Ejaculate when something erotic happens to them.

by FECKULOL June 29, 2019

Ejaculate 'n Evacuate

The term you use after cumming and then leaving your sexual partner without returning the favor. Otherwise known as "the tug 'n plug" "the squeeze 'n leave" "the cum 'n go"

"Hey girl what happened with you and Ryan last night? Did you guys get it on?"

"I had a great time! I kinda pulled the ol' ejaculate 'n evacuate move though. I didn't really feel like returning the favor"

by Ejubjub August 13, 2018

Emotional Ejaculation

Crying pent up tears in an aggressive and fast way. Usually brought on in elation or relief.

"Bro. We hadn't been to the playoffs in so long that after we made it last night I had a full on emotional ejaculation"

by WGHSci October 9, 2023