by condorman February 6, 2010
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1. Wide Receiver for the American Football Arizona Cardinals
2. The female act of rushing into the bathroom to defecate after someone declared they needed to use it.
1. Wide Receiver for the American Football Arizona Cardinals
2. The female act of rushing into the bathroom to defecate after someone declared they needed to use it.
I was running late for work and my girlfriend pulled an early doucet. I couldn't brush my teeth without gagging and I went to work with my clothes smelling like ass.
by dubflakes April 16, 2011
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American aphorism attributed to Ben Franklin (aka "Poor Richard") and originally thought as an admonition to adopt a Protestant work ethic. Later scholarship has revealed that its true meaning was intended as folk medical advice for those wanting early morning erections.
After watching "John Adams" on HBO, I found out what Ben Franklin REALLLYYY meant by "early to bed, early to rise." VERY wise advice, if ya know what I mean.
by jrcdmc June 19, 2011
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by Amyks1725 December 5, 2013
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teacher: i never told you to pack up did i? why are you packing up early we still have 34.45335 seconds until the bell???
teacher: i never told you to pack up did i? why are you packing up early we still have 34.45335 seconds until the bell???
by idkyimhere February 17, 2019
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by WwWwWwWwWwWwWwW78 March 10, 2010
Get the Early Log Smokes the Log mug.The act of unleashing the demon from Taco Bell out of you anus and filling the toilet to the brim with poop without flushing and leaving it for the next unwilling victim
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