foot-in-mouth disease

An affliction that often occurs to people who chronically don't think carefully enough about what they are saying in a conversation. Saying something thoughtless that might hurt another's feelings is something we all do occasionally, but if it happens more than once or twice per month, you might have foot-in-mouth disease.

When Bill dissed his sister's new boyfriend to his buddy Richard, he didn't bother to look around and make sure she was out of earshot. Richard said, "Damn, Bill, she's in the kitchen only a few feet away! D'ya got foot-in-mouth disease or somethin'? "

by Jori Atoz April 25, 2016

panerial disease

A disease mainly affecting lazy college kids.

Transmission: One recieves Panerial Disease by coming home from College and getting a summer job at Panera Bread after hearing from a friend what a great job it is. They work there and see how easy it is and how they get large raises routinely until they are making about 11.00$ an hour by the end of the summer. Suddenly they dont feel they need college, that they can make enough money working at Panera. By the time the raises end its oo late to go back to college and get a real job.
Symptoms: Laziness, apathy, shortness of money, erectile dysfunction.
There is no cure for panerial disease.

College Student 1: Why isn't Jeff back for this year.
College Student 2: He went home and caught Panerial disease from one of his friends, now hes stuck there.

by daCAkid June 5, 2005

funny monkey disease

Funny monkey disease, or FMD, is just a nicer way to say AID's. It would be alot nice if you heard, sorry i gave you funny monkey disease, rather than, sorry i gave you AIDs. I mean, seriously, who wouldn't want to have something called funny monkey disease. It has the words funny and monkey in it. Sounds like fun

Sorry, I forgot to tell you, i have funny monkey diseas, you might want to get yourself checked.

Oh, ok....

-2 mins later-

What the hell is funny monkey disease???

by itchy2 January 10, 2009

Diseased Greens

a female with a hairy bush, with the clap or any other STD.

I went to lick the bald man in the canoe, until i saw the bitch had diseased greens.

by TLT INC. May 5, 2007

Ninja Doser

A ninja doser is a hippy that hangs from a tree by his legs, and extends downward in front of you when you walk under him/her and throws a tab of acid (lsd) into your mouth.

I went to a jungle and got drugged up by a "Ninja Doser". Now everything is melting

by Rastadubb August 25, 2009

Mao Disease

An incurable ailment which has plagued humanity for the past 48,000 years, it is 101% fatal and only recent advancements in the field of Roomba technology have been proven to cure it (for $34.33 dollars on Temu).

In reality Mao Disease is a fictional disease found on an ad for a Roomba-like robot vacuum on the online marketplace Temu, it was brought to light by Swedish Twich streamer Vargskelethor Joel on his first stream of "Temu Trash," a segment where he explores Temu and other cheap online marketplaces for bootleg and low quality merchandise. The page for the product featured music sung by a squirrel, and had features such as "Triad Sweeping," and the ability to return home when it's battery is low. Mao disease has since become a joke among members of Vargskelethor's Twitch chat.

I can't believe my favorite streamer and king of Sweden Joey Vargskelethor succumbed to Mao disease at the tender age of 30, we'll get you yet, Mao disease!

by CrustaceanJason October 1, 2023

Electronically Transmitted Disease

Electronically Transmitted Disease (ETD) - The contraction of any form of malware on a computer, as a result of searching for or accessing pornography.

Joe contracted an Electronically Transmitted Disease when he was playing Artifical Girl 2.

by Joseph Sileo December 13, 2007