you are a limp dorito
by general yeeticus dabber 3rd May 07, 2019
by dave's egg December 08, 2023
A useless couch potato in other words a person that just gave up on life and honestly doesn't care about anything anymore
A dorito puff is a person who just gave up on life and honestly doesn't care about anything anymore. In other words a couch potato who has been hurt so much they chose the silliest name just because that's how they feel. Silly and misunderstood.
by Lizzy the potato queen May 14, 2017
A group of men take turns to ejaculate and put it onto a dorito tortilla chip! The last one to come has to eat the fully loaded dorito!!
by Tent peg February 21, 2017
by Breathes😍🤩😜😈👹👺🤡💩🤯😳😏 July 24, 2021
Mom:*look at child* The Doritos go in your mouth not on it.
Child: Mom it's okay it's my Dorito lipstick.
Child: Mom it's okay it's my Dorito lipstick.
by Zero_000 January 26, 2015
When you say to yourself that you're only going to have a few doritos but before you know it your hands can't move fast enough to grab more and you end up consuming several hundred chips.
Shortly before bed, Chris decided to enjoy a late night snack. What he thought was going to be a handful of doritos turned into a Dorito Rampage.
by The wet bandit March 02, 2014