doritos

doritos are a very nice food man

pilwon: hey jooha whant some doritos
jooha: please let my family go

by satoru gojos #1 wife March 28, 2024

doritoes

where one would place their feet into an empty Dorito's bag and powder their toes with the dust, then proceeds to have their toes sucked by one or more partners

Jenny was freak, she had my doritoes cleaned in like 20 seconds!

by danny doritoe July 28, 2019

Dorito

The worst preforming processor / "chip" that will operate in a given Motherboard or Computer system.

Only relevant for non-monolithic Computers (i.e. systems have options for different processors), and where the absolute worst was picked.

The Term comes from the singular of "Doritos" a popular triangle shaped snack chip, that while tasty, do not actually run computer code.

The Term was made famous in the song "It's All About the Pentiums" by "Weird Al" Yankovic

What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?

by mpheyse February 25, 2023

Epistemological Dorito

A tool for understanding the three frameworks of knowledge: normative, situational, existential

Mr. Kennedy used the epistemological dorito to create good lectures in his history classes.

by Kenneslay September 16, 2022

Dorito bang

When you forget a condom but have a bag of Doritos. Often times people will use the empty Dorito bag as a condom.

I was hanging with this girl , we watched a movie and ate a bag of Doritos and then I dorito banged her. I used the bag of Doritos as a condom.

by T-erection January 17, 2022

Dorito

Illuminati food that comes in different flavors

Hey , you want a Dorito?
--x files music--

by Gireagan March 10, 2018

Doritos

A packet of crisps that became an MLG meme.

Can I have some doritos.
No

by Crazyvideos.tv November 13, 2016