shelf diving

When you're looking for something specific in a store, most commonly used with stuff that you
expect not to be there anymore. (Ex: discontinued items not taken off shelf yet)

"Bro, I had to do some serious shelf diving to find this box of cheese flavored Maruchans!"

by tricksterTime February 8, 2019

divine sanction

When you take a shit, and you wipe and the toilet paper is perfectly clean, so you don't have to wipe again.

Jimmy was making out with Diane, but then he had to take a shit. Luckily for him it was a divine sanction, so he didn't have to waste any time wiping.

by pagefault February 13, 2004

Divine Savior Holy Angels

A prestigious all girls school that transforms girls into confident young women. It is considered a wealthy school and the girls are deemed "stuck up" by many. People refer to the girls as "DS girls" who wear expensive clothing and drive nice cars, creating a stereotype that leads others to believe that they enjoy getting plastered and that their dads purchase them designer clothing. All of the above is untrue, and these false but at the same time funny ideas are most likely started by jealous public school girls who admire the natural flair and style of girls who go to DSHA. The rumors stating that DSHA girls have their parents pay for all their expenses are false, as most of the girls have a work ethic that allows them to hold a job to buy their classy clothing and cover all other expenditures. The school is nicknamed "Dick Sucking Hoes of America.” and is another entertaining joke started by public schoolers who were jealous their boyfriends find DSHA girls more fun because of their ability to be themselves, dress modestly (yet attractively), and wear their makeup in such a way that it extenuates their natural beauty. The idea that “DS girls” are alcoholics is false, as over half of the DSHA population has never experimented with alcohol. It is safe to say there are larger substance abuse issues at other schools than at DSHA. Before you say “that DS girl is a snob,” try talking to her. Most of the girls are happy to talk to you in a friendly manner and know a good time.

guy 1: "Look at how classy and poised those girls from Divine Savior Holy Angels girls are, they all look sexy"
guy 2: "Wow, their boobs are covered up but they still look hott!"

public school girl 1: "They're all skanks.. look at them talking to those boys"
public school girl 2: "your plastered and your ass is hanging out. Wait is that your boyfriend ignoring you for that DSHA girl?"

by summersun2 December 11, 2010

nose-diving

1. To rapidly and steadly down-grade one's own motivation and progress in anything relating to life. Eg. fucking up or losing in life.
2. The event in which an airborne object front-end(line-of-vision) first descends toward the earth.
3. Actively snorting cocaine on a regular daily basis. Snorting cocaine with addiction.

I don't nose-dive anymore.
or
That man has been nose-diving since he quit his job and ain't working.
or
His frisbee toss took a nose-dive into the mac and cheese dish at the barbeque.

by itsallgood May 8, 2005

dirty davina

Dirty davina is the sort of gurl who will drink you under the table and back over it but will also know when you've had enough .

A lady seen obviously taking the stride of pride on a monday morning " She must be a Dirty Davina " .

by That party gurl March 28, 2020

Divine Kings

A no honor runescape clan who crashes wars and was recently kicked out of the UNC on RSC

Person 1: Oh no! were getting crashed by dk(divine kings)
Person 2: Eh, don't worry, they're not that great anyways, our AC will clear them up in no time

by smddk May 26, 2009

divinehatred

Any user of DeviantArt who tricks people into thinking he can write really well but actually spends all day using a theasaurus so he/she can sound intellectual. Usually drives a Tiburon.

"Hey have you read Painted in the Shadows by Steve Hayes?"

"Nah, is it good or something?"

"Nope, he's a divinehatred!"

"What's a divinehatred?"

"A Fag!"

by Ihate DivineHatred April 19, 2005