diploids

A term for when your voice cracks or a sudden change in your voice thats usually embarrassing.

Did you just hear Mark he just got major diploids?

by Mysteryhart January 21, 2009

crafty diplomat

a very complex sexual maneuver involving multiple steps: first the female arrouses the male, causing him to ejaculate. the male must then attempt to catch his goo in his belly button, from which the female takes it as a body shot. the female then spits it into the males hair, thus completing the execution of the crafty diplomat.

Xavior: AAAAAhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhh. I used a load of shampoo and washed it like ten times but my hair is still sticky.
Malik: Dude what did you do?
Xavior: Oh me and my girlfriend were just trying out the crafty diplomat last night after we read about it on urbandictionary.com and i can't get all of it out of my hair now.
Malik: uhh. cant help you there man, i never seem to have that problem.
Xavior: thanks anyways.
Malik: no problem.

by team mastadon January 10, 2005

Tongue dimple

A freak can only have this its for the worst freaks ever they are crazy and more dont mess with anybody with a tongue dimple

I have a tongue dimple

by Jada glasure April 30, 2020

diplomalessness

the state of being without a diploma or other equivalent certificate, i.e. a GED

"John was looking for a job but his state of diplomalessness prevented him from even getting an interview."

by Comp. Sci. November 17, 2009

Diplodocolus

Diplodocolus

welcome, we are live from diplodocolus. or "look it's a diplodocolus"

by bendikgaupen November 12, 2019

Dimple

the perfect top of the softserve, or whipped cream ect.

ooooh. look at that perfect dimple. yum yum.

by Ramenload July 16, 2020

Facebook Diplomacy

1.The Concept, Idea, or Action of one issuing goodwill on Facebook, or really any other social network.

2.The connotative form of definition #1, where someone makes an often futile and socially awkward attempt at socialization on a social network (such as facebook), often with no previous communication to the receiver nor any plans to follow up in real life.

Example for definition #1:

Steve: "Hey, did you know what you did at the party last night?"
Joe: "Dude, I was too smashed to remember."
Steve: "You freaking puked on Sarah! It was hilarious!"
Joe: "What?! Great, now I'm going to have to pull some Facebook Diplomacy."

Example for Definition #2
Joe: "Hey, you know that girl that gives me the stink-eye at work?"
Steve: "The one that never talks to you?"
Joe: "Yeah. She just invited me to be on her "best friends" app."
Steve: "Weird. But that's Facebook Diplomacy for yah though."

by Mr. Pistachio May 11, 2010