dick

n. things guys like to play with, whenever they aint gettin no pussy.

All i have is my dick tonight.

by John Suck it February 11, 2009

dicked

To be screwed over in a situation; To be insulted, bashed, or otherwise served in a non-physical way, named after the act of taking a dick in your anus.

I totally dicked three other drivers who had the right-of-way when I cut them off with a left turn at the 4-way intersection.

I just got dicked by Mr. Smith's test. 4% dammit.

Me: "Hey LB, get me a soda!"
LB: "No way, you're closer to the fridge anyway."
Me: "But you're the LB!"
LB: "Fine.."
Matt: "LB you just got dicked!"

Me: "Hey Matt is LB coming to our lemon party?"
Matt: "No his mom heard him coughing today and she said that he has to stay home and to be in bed by 10:30."
Me: "Oh, dicked."

by me Mike D July 22, 2008

Dicked

A word used at a school called John Glenn High in Norwalk,Ca to make someone feel like a dumbass!

If someone at school trips or does something embarassing the person or people who saw him/her trip will be allowed to DICK them by yelling the word DICK at them.
This has been a John Glenn High School 101 about Getting DICKED

by JGHS November 6, 2008

Dicking

1. To have sexual intercourse with someone

Why should I help you... You aren't dicking me.

by Uba March 25, 2004

if dick

When a married guy says he would bang another women if he was single

I would give the hot intern the if dick.

by FromDaRidge March 21, 2017

dick

a yummy tasty food

“dick is good”
“that shit is so unsanitary tho”
“well”

by f@gg0t October 16, 2020

dick

something that a guy sticks inside a girl's vagina

when a guy and a girl are having sex the guy shoves his dick inside the girl's vagina. the girl goes uhh uhh harder harder, faster ,faster, deeper,deeper.Push it in baby.the girl loves it .then when the guy's dick is ready the girl opens her mouth and waits until the cum comes out.

by marley annn November 13, 2011