Lionz Den Fitness

a heap of shit placed neatly in the industrial district of small town daventry, what once was a great place to exercise with a cheap membership, great atmosphere and well looked after equipment is now a £35 a month mushroom infested mold covered broken down rusty waste of space. The settlers of Lionz den used to be a breed of advanced roided out massive lifters who would often give advice and treat you with respect, during the great push of 2023 they were replaced with roid raging pedophiles and arrogant fridge raiding weight snatching super setting bench hoarding brocolli haired gymshark wearing failed abortions (male and female we dont discriminate around here), the owner transitioning from welcome and bantering to a greedy twat who charges £1 for a plastic cup (true story btw) and refuses to fix anything or even clear out the mushrooms growing in the shower.
Overall Lionz den is a fall from grace going from cheap and accessible to expensive and uninhabitable

Have you been to Lionz Den Fitness in a while? i went in 2022 it was really nice
yeah i just went made me want to kill myself and curbstomp my first born

by notsomeonewhowenttolionzden December 12, 2024

Ven Den

Ven Den or Rain, known as a wonderful kind person to ever live. Cherish them always in your life, they are a crack person, sure but they'll make the sad days into brighter one. Always keep them in your life, always praise them as much as you can. You won't regret it, love them with all your heart. Try to put a smile on their face, they'll always be there for you. Yeah they can be a loud crazy idiot but they're always making life live able.

"Ven Den, wanna read fanfics later?"
"AW HELL YEAH, LET ME FINISH THIS UP AND I'LL BE THERE"

by Slikywasthere November 17, 2021

k den

play dis card when a nigga hit you wit dat weird shit and you dont know how to respond.

ok
k den

by coolgamerchazz69 June 8, 2020

Orm i den

when you are under par with 4 holes to go and fuck it up.

the word Orm I den. is defined as playing great golf until you reach the last few holes

by sendbombs June 16, 2020

gore-den

What a garden becomes when a hacked lawnmower commits mass planticide and vandalism in it.

Dr. Zomboss: We managed to mulch his Crazy Dave's precious garden into a GORE-DEN! Mwa-ha-ha!

by Mo The Mower March 11, 2024

Van Den Eede

Mongool

He, is da ne Van Den Eede? Wa ne mongool

by Shrek2opDVD November 24, 2021

Den

An incredibly fick little nig who has a disgusting locker that he has to change every year. Den smells like fish and has beef with Dirty. Den enjoys fishing which explains the vile smell that he carries everywhere.

"Den has gone fishing"
"Den you're sooo fick"

by sooofick February 28, 2023