Dad 

He's been gone for about 12 out of 13 years of your life. Went to get milk but didn't come back.

Dad come back

Dad by Dadbgone March 28, 2019

Dad 

The man who let you grow up without a man in your life and now you owe your first heartbreak to him

A friend: where is your dad?
Me: he left when i was little, my dad never came back.

Dad by Kooliogg March 31, 2019

dad 

someone who leaves you for porn hub

my dad left me for porn

dad by this scrodum April 3, 2019

Dad 

he left to go to the store 8 years ago

"Hey son, I'm heading to get cigarettes from the store"
"Alright, Bye Dad!"

Dad by JakePaulerJustKiddingHesAnAss April 6, 2019

dad 

gone

dad is dead

dad by suck me ass cunt April 15, 2019

Dad 

A fucking noob FA player.
Probably known as BewareofDAD

BewareofDAD

Dad by BewareofDAD April 15, 2019

DAD 

Something that left the moment he realised you were gay.

whats a DAD

DAD by yeeeeifif April 26, 2019