A name used to describe someone by the name of Dylan, often reserved for the type of Dylan that makes bad decisions on a regular basis.
by Fuckyoudylan November 25, 2017
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Being a 1 percenter means I can afford to be a total dildo snob and that my ultra-superior total body orgasms are brought on by the very best dildos on the planet!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2021
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someone who has been fucked on a regular basis with dildoes in order for them to further accomodate various sized toys and cocks comfortably.
by Jack June 23, 2004
Get the dildo-trained mug.A “miniature submarine” that is more like a giant dildo. A “generous” man named Elongated Musket sent one to the Tham Laung caves in Thailand to rescue the trapped football team, but it was a fucking giant dildo so the rescue team was like “nah fuck that shit” and told the musk to gtfo.
by thelegendofsql September 3, 2018
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Get the Dildo in Chief mug.The homosexual hobbit. Short and ill-tempered, Dildo Faggins is a true asshole. A Dildo Faggins also has several homosexual tendencies, and can't handle his weed.
by Conquistador May 3, 2003
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They must have handed me a dildo pen when I signed the contract because after I signed it I don't have shit.
by blindedbygreed September 25, 2011
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