courtesy candle

candle used to cover the smell of your shit when you are sharing quarters with other people

Would you please light the courtesy candle, it smells like something died in there!

by jobiemom2 October 14, 2008

carter-speck

stupid, idiotic, someone who dyes their hair blonde because they're insecure about their nature color, though they look better brunette.

someone who rubs makeup on their face to a consistancy so that it looks like peanut butter.

What's on her face?
Ughh..she's SUCH a carter-speck!
WHERE'S THE JELLY, carter-speck?

by peachykeane December 7, 2009

Courtesy Seat

The polite gap in seating given by to people in the same row. Applies everywhere.

The fat idiot on the bus took up the courtesy seat between me and that other guy.

by DERPNER May 12, 2013

Cortesed

Being pushed to your limits and a bit further

(a pleasant ass-kicking, if you will)...

Have you been Cortesed lately?

by Party Force August 17, 2016

Courtesy hole

The thoughtful act of sticking your foot out from under the bed covers to release your stinky fart odour at the end of the bed, rather than let it seep into your partner's face. Particularly useful in a new relationship.

"I'm sorry lover, I have bubble bum tonight"

"Okay honey, please create a courtesy hole if you don't mind".

by BlaineTudor July 20, 2016

Courtenyee

A girl who is really incompetent and she sucks a lot of peepee.

Dude: Courtenyee is like a vacum cleaner.

by thedemondude1 February 25, 2017

Courtesy Gag

An intentional gag performed on a less than well-endowed male phallus to make one feel like an elite sexual performer and reach climax faster. Thus, ending the dreadful encounter.

Laqueefa - "I was blowing Nohung Lo abd totally had to throw in a courtesy gag to get that baby dick off. I am such a nice person".

by Quality1 July 26, 2017