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Cucumber

A vegetable that is used to put in salads and sandwiches
by Bubsgirlx June 27, 2017
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sloppy cucumber

When you pull your dick out of a vagina. Just after your post cum snooze. And it looks like that cucumber that you find in your salad drawer about 4 weeks after you bought it.
Sorry for dragging my sloppy cucumber across your leg. Here's a towel
by Richd32 January 21, 2025
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Docile-Cucumber

A little, cartoon green cumcumber that runs around gardens and fucks shit up. (Similar to the dancing bannana emoticon. Only real.)
WOAH! i just ate some shrooms and saw docile-cucumbers!
by cracka-smacka February 24, 2009
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Cucumber

CUCUMBER
by ohbrickwall November 2, 2022
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Cucumber poop surprise

When one eats only cucumber until their poop turns green. Take the poop and freeze it. Then stick it in someone's ass.
by Twitchness September 27, 2017
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Another Cucumber For The Knowing Ones

1. A phrase that describes an inside joke among any number of people

2. A phrase that describes a reference between conversations had previously
Guy: Remember when you pulled a Kasen.
Guy 2: That's another Cucumber for the knowing ones.
by Thepinknudle August 15, 2022
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Cats vs. Cucumbers

A debunked myth that started spreading in videos where people put cucumbers behind their cat(s) while they're eating, causing them to jump in fear when they turn around and see it.
Cats Vs. Cucumbers is a common and popular way to scare cats, leading people to believe they are scared of cucumbers because they look like snakes. However, as previously stated, this is a myth; and it couldn't be farther from the truth.

The truth is, the reason they freak out is because they don't expect it to be there, because it wasn't there to begin with. You can put ANYTHING behind a cat when they're not paying attention to you, and it will yield the same result.
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2022
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