You slumber, a cucumber!

Xavier arguing with Xavier

Kiddo. I was the real me when you were still in my shortpants!

Xavier 1: Hate 2 break it to ya, but I wore them first. ME bequeefed THEE, the psychopathological hand-you-downs.

Xavier 2: So YOU'RE the one who stained them!

Xavier 1: Whoever found it, browned it!

Xavier 2: You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me? But it's too late; You Snoze, You Loze.

Xavier 1: You sleeped. You weeped.

Xavier 2: You naple, you get slaple.

Xavier 1: You slumber, a cucumber!

Xavier 2: You catch up on some zeds, you get out of my heads!

Xavier 2: You slumber, ham-BURGER I DON'T WANNA TALK AB

by R3APT0KYO December 19, 2023

Cucumber

When you're in a complicated situation where you both in love with each other, and are sexually active, but are more than friends, and less than being in a relationship.

Bob and Mary are in a cucumber relationship.

by yedtds519 March 14, 2016

Cucumber Maki

When you ejaculate on someone's face

He gave her the cucumber maki

by Hubert121212 September 24, 2012

Cucumber

A large green “vegetable”. That is long and meaty. Usually ate with a stir fry, a salad or a subway. Can also be used in different circumstances.

KSI has a small one.

Barry: “where is my CUCUMBER?”

Bob: “it’s up my butt, do you want it back?”

by Kallix August 7, 2018

Soft Cucumber

A soft cucumber is a result of placing an organic vegetable inside of your anal cavity and letting it sit there while you play Counter-Strike Global Offensive.

Dude did you see that Stacy placed that cucumber inside Lola’s ass during that 1v1 match? It turned into a Soft Cucumber!

by ninezero1 February 25, 2020

Cucumber

Thing you will find at your sister room uncut next to or near a Vaseline

hey sis, found this cucumber in your room, sus

by wertyuioldsdfghnm October 2, 2021

shave the cucumber

To take a solid dump.

Well, boys - after that massive dinner, it’s time to go shave the cucumber.

by Magnus Beefstroke October 2, 2021