Cucumber

A bit of backstory.. In ancient times when dinosaurs flew into space, women got really fuckin' horny and would grow a secret relic known as 'a cuCUMber' back then they over pronounced the CUM part because that was the tailored devices purpose. Back when religion was big, pussies would stay as dry as the sahara desert and tight asf, so the cuCUMbers were small, but since slavery stopped sluts banged blacks and needed FUCKIN huge dildos and thats... how babies are made

Girl A: Fuck he's been out of town for weeks i need something to ease me
Billy mays: HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT THE cuCUMber! BUY IT SO YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!
Girl A:YAY now i can get out the kitchen!

by KekCovfefeSwegDab August 26, 2017

sloppy cucumber

When you pull your dick out of a vagina. Just after your post cum snooze. And it looks like that cucumber that you find in your salad drawer about 4 weeks after you bought it.

Sorry for dragging my sloppy cucumber across your leg. Here's a towel

by Richd32 January 21, 2025

Cucumber

A vegetable that is used to put in salads and sandwiches

I love cucumber & tuna sandwiches

by Bubsgirlx June 27, 2017

Cucumbered

To help someone and then you get the raw end of the stick

I can’t believe how much he/she just royally cucumbered me right now.

by Lordweeksofben February 5, 2021

Cucumber poop surprise

When one eats only cucumber until their poop turns green. Take the poop and freeze it. Then stick it in someone's ass.

Spencer hit me with a cucumber poop surprise.

by Twitchness September 27, 2017

Cucumbering

When you're talking with someone and suddenly the conversation turns extremely dry and you lose all interest in them.

I went on a date with this guy and everything went well until he started cucumbering me.

by The cucumber September 22, 2020

Cucumber

A cats worst Nightmare

CUCUMBER

by ohbrickwall November 2, 2022