i aint no cuban

it used when some punk ass fool, insults your inteligance by saying sometihng that you already know hence didn't need to hear it again, or even keep repeating that shit over as if you aren't smart enough to get it from the first or the second time or even go on an on throguh every little detail that can be figured out through that pretty chill thing sometimes referred to as "common sense", it's like sayin chill out cocksucker i get it, and i ain't that stupid! and by the way that doesn't necessiraly mean that all cubans are dumb fools, well.. ehh niah, idk they make some killer cigars though

some fool: now we're gon do this the old skool waya of puff puff pass, meanin that after you toke once you toke again, then pass it to the person next to you, and then the next person hits it twice then..
you: i aint no cuban, GIMMIE THAT DAMN J, NO GREEN FOR YOU, GET THE FUCK OUTTA Here

by spider monkey mayen October 7, 2007

Cuban Missile Crisis

When you want to have a circle jerk, but you only have two participants. Tensions mount as the two males face each other and begin to masturbate, waiting to see who will shoot first. Bonus points if one of them has a cigar.

Anthony and Andy were bored, so they decided to have a game of Cuban Missile Crisis.

by kmac46 December 9, 2008

cuban bonfire

when a guy sets the girl's pubic hair on fire and puts out the fire with his semen.

Tom: did you have a cuban bonfire with her?

Tim: oh yeah, her pubes were totally on fire.

Tom: you put it out, right?

Tim: yeah. my semen was all over the place!

by bob has goodies June 1, 2009

Cuban Smoke

When a girl farts in your face and you inhale it. Once the gas is in your mouth, you exhale it as you would smoking a cuban cigar.

If you have the latin spice you must say "que rigo" as you exhale.

Inhaling a girls smoke and making it your cuban. Making this your cuban smoke

by SenorBravo November 23, 2011

Cuban Missile Crisis

When having sex with a Cuban girl and your about to shoot a hard one into her, begin counting down from however long till you cum in your bitch, and then the goal is to make her climax before you do.

Dude, I heard Adem actually pulled off the Cuban Missile Crisis on that Cuban girl from the bar.

by TheHunterV280 July 27, 2010

cuban mix

a cuban sandwich -pork, ham, swiss cheese, pickle, mystery mustard and wonderful bread!! THIS IS THE JESUS OF ANY SANDWICH EVER EXISTING, NOW; OR IN THE FUTURE!! -first you smokes some reefer/s then you get your cuban mix, your espresso, chow that down and have you a stomach ORGASM!! -till the 'crap' flies out of your stomach "cock"!!!!! take it from me, michael foolsley; -THIS is how you 'blow a load'!!

got hopped up to the 'high heavens', then visited me 'el mcfoolsley's', n' hadda me a gut orgasm! with my cuban mix!!

by michael foolsley January 29, 2010

Cuban Domination

an annoying mesmer in a game called Guild Wars. Interupt, Diversion, Interupt, Diversion.

FFS Kill Cuban Domination.

by Squeaka April 26, 2010