crusty corndog

A surprise sex act where, while having sex with a woman on the beach, the man pulls out, sticks his penis in the sand, and quickly shoves it back in.

I fucked my girlfriend on the beach the other day. She's been such a bitch lately I was tempted to give her a crusty corndog.

by pwntang April 16, 2008

the crusty walrus

when a human, another human, and a walrus engage in a threesome sexual activity, once the walrus and man cum, they stop, then continue an hour from the previous orgasm to fuck the chick while shes crusty with cum.

the crusty walrus is something i do to people only before i break up with them

by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007

crusty

a word describing someone who is stale, salty, cranky, grouchy, grimy, crispy, crunchy, prickly, crotchety, crabby all at the same time; devoid of a nut. Someone who is crusty can only be cured by the following: 1. Get his/her nut 2. eat uncrustables 3. Throw a lip 4. rip cigs

Brian was crusty when he had to pull Natalie's dagger out of his back. John's sunburn inevitably led to him being crusty the whole night. Brian you're going to need to eat some uncrustables, because you are so crusty right now. When Erik and Conor are crusty, the result is beef. Conor was so crusty when his nut was unfulfilled.

by MPM38 May 12, 2010

Crusty whore

A whore is crusty due to over use.

You are a crusty whore

by franks February 2, 2005

crustymcflyeeng

The piece of toilet paper combined with shit, plucked pubic hairs that acquire around the asshole.

Fuck, no matter how much I wipe I cant get these crustymcflyeengs off my shithole.

Did you see the crustymcflyeens that collected in my underwear?

by MoFo December 21, 2004

Crusty Skankasaurus

A dirty (literally) whore. Anyone you feel like insulting.

That girl is a crusty skankasaurus.

by A-RodJSU May 9, 2006

Crusty Cornhole

When dry, crusty shit is covered around the ring of your asshole.

Kevin mooned us and he had a crusty cornhole!

by Matteezzy February 24, 2009