Skip to main content

Crusty Muppet

A sock used by a male for masturbation.
My mom was shocked when she found my Crusty Muppet.
by RobsWorldIRL April 14, 2022
mugGet the Crusty Muppet mug.

crusty hannah

A crusty hannah is when a girl grates the crust of her feet onto the males dick and then proceeds to give him a blowjob until he cums mixing the foot crust and cum together.
Boy: "Girl get over here and grate that crusty foot flake on my nob!!"

Girl: "I can't wait to give you a crusty hannah".
by Crusty Feet January 25, 2014
mugGet the crusty hannah mug.

crusty bloomers

An unwashed pair of old ladies' knickers which have been worn for so long without changing them, they develop a layer of crust on the inside.
Edith struggled for half-an-hour or more to peel off her stinking crusty bloomers from around her mid-riff.

"That was worse than peeling gaffer tape off a foam mattress", she remarked.
by The Double Bass Adonis August 16, 2012
mugGet the crusty bloomers mug.

Crusty Sandusky

The act of an older person having sex with a much younger person.

Just the act of having sex in a derogatory way
by dons2014 November 12, 2011
mugGet the Crusty Sandusky mug.

crusty punk

A punk rocker who does not care so much they look like homeless street lurkers and will eat anything derived from anywhere such as discarded food tossed on the ground or left in the trash.

Crusty punks have no care for personal hygiene at all. The reference to being a Crusty Punk is based on them being so dirty they form a crust of filth around themselves.
Example 1:

I was at the Punk Rock gig my buddy went to and this crusty punk picked up a burger someone threw in the street and ate it.

Example 2:
I'm a crusty punk. I could care less where i find food, I will eat it even if it was in the trash.

Example 3:
Young man, I don't care if you like punk rock. You smell like a clothes hamper full of week old gym socks. Take a shower. I am not having a crusty punk living in my house!
by Fractious1 December 15, 2017
mugGet the crusty punk mug.

crusty cheeseburger

1. A woman who doesn't bathe or clean her pussy.

2. The white residue left on the inside of a girl's pants when she doesn't wear underwear.

3. A mixture of dried urine and vaginal secretions left on a girl's underwear or pants.
1. Dude, that blonde, grungy singer in The Crow looks like a crusty cheeseburger.

2. My girlfriend keep wearing the same pants over and over again, now they have a crusty cheeseburger in them.
by Random Facter April 1, 2011
mugGet the crusty cheeseburger mug.

crusty vato

noun. 1.a well used prostitute's sensitive bits.

Origin=2006, TotalFark.
If you're desperate for some poon, a crusty vato will do just fine.
by minidoxigirli November 24, 2006
mugGet the crusty vato mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email