CAPTAIN'S CRUST

THE WHITE FLAKY RESIDUE THAT DEVELOPS ON YOUR PENIS AFTER GOING BARE BACK RIDING WITH A CHICK
DUDE, I WOKE UP AND DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO SHOWER. I CAME TO WORK WITH CAPTAIN'S CRUST
by KEVJMCC April 08, 2010
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meat crust

Meat crust is when the outside of any type of meat is cooked/fried/broiled black to form a crust/layer of blackened meat on only the outside
Jimmy yelled at the cook in the restaurant, "MY MEAT HAS MEAT CRUST ON IT!!"
by TheJetBlackRaven April 10, 2015
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cotex crust

The lowest form of white trash.
Dude your drunk crackhead pedophile father is a real Cotex crust
by Jkdragon March 25, 2014
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Butter crust

After a man jizzes inside of a woman, the remains of ejaculation around the rim of her vagina are called “butter crust
Bro she was pickin that butter crust out of her pubes all night
by Butterynips June 23, 2020
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Stuffed Crust

Where you nut in her butt and stuff your nuts aka crust into her asshole
i just stuffed crust in her butt yee yee i love my sister
by squirrelnuts69 February 19, 2021
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pie crusted

To masturbate all over your partners face, unleashing an obscene amount of cum, which covers their entire face, especially their eyes. Then, your partner doesn't wash off the layer of jizz in time, letting the spunk harden over their entire face, very similar to the coverage of an unbaked pie crust in a pie tin.
"Hey babe! Can you get me some soap and a brillow pad? You pie crusted my face, and now I can't see."
by jfever May 12, 2015
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eating crust

Hey Becky do you like eating crust

We Matt I don't eat asshole
by jackskelington February 07, 2016
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