Clont

The word used best to describe someone being a cunt, or a retard

Jayden was angry and Pierce for being a fucking clont

“Hey Jayden, stop shoving items up your ass like a clont!”

by ShutUpConner May 7, 2020

Big Cont

Someone who thinks they can sing but can't.

"Oh my god, let the radio play - stop being such a Big Cont."

by seanus palonious March 5, 2007

Green Contact

A phonebook contact that sells marijuana.

Kid 1:I just got a new green contact, his name is blaze

Kid 2:Is he legit?

Kid 1:Yea I bought 2 g's from him yesterday

by yoyoyo_it's_TT March 27, 2010

chrontard

One who constantly follows another around in hopes that he or she will become like that person.

Obsessing about a person, following everything they do, worshiping the ground they walk on

Posing as someone else, Hoping that the person being followed will "Rub-off" on the follower and the follower will become more like the person.

Guy #1: Wow your sooo cool.
Guy #2: ok?

*Guy #2 walks away*

*Guy #1 follows behind in bushes, and takes notes of all that guy #2 does, then the next day, does the same thing and uses the actions to be like guy #2.*

guy #2: "STOP TRYING TO BE ME! YOU NEVER WILL!!! YOU'RE SUCH A CHRONTARD!"

by marithegabechronie January 15, 2008

Contact

Blowing smoke from a blunt into another's face.

*puff* let me contact you bitch, open your mouth. *blow*

by Whang August 11, 2003

contabulated

To regroup, to organize your thoughts when your mind is spinning.

I just came home from a long day at work. The house is a mess, dirty floors, dirty dishes, how did the fly get in here? The newspaper is spread all over the rug, the dog is barking at me, the kids are yelling for dinner. Please everyone! Give me just a moment to get contabulated!

by sharw135 April 30, 2011

Man-man-contact Syndrome

The awkwardness that insues after two males make body contact. This often occurs when two guys walk side by side and their hands brush together as if they were about to hold hands.

MATT: So I was walking into the gym with Mike and his pinkey totally rubbed against my hand, you know how much I suffer from man-man-contact syndrome too, I was totally freaked bro.

by Jonnie C. August 27, 2008