west coke eagles

The mascot created to mock the West COAST Eagles of the Australian Football League after players were found to be using illegal substances.

This mascot was used for a skit held by comedy crew 'The Chaser' to mock the team while arriving at an airpart after a game. The mascot Eagle followed them through the airport carrying a bag of white powder and constantly joking about the drug users of the team.

Did you watch the West Coke Eagles play last night on TV? They were 'flying high'! Hahaha.

by benjiUØCH September 1, 2007

coke shits

The sensation of having to shit urgently and frequently while under the influence of coke (cocaine, blow, cola, snow, etc.)

Guy: So, are you coming home with me tonight?

Girl: I just railed an 8-ball and my stomach's telling me that I may have the coke shits. Maybe another time?

by KING CXCI January 16, 2010

Choke Joke

1) A joke that makes no sense.
2) A joke that is extremely lame.

1) Owen: What's white and black and red/read all over?
Brom: YOUR MOM!
Owen: You idiot, that was such a choke joke.

2) Avery: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Linus: I dunno.
Avery: To get to the other side!
Linus: *Yawn* What a choke joke.

by ThisIsMyLife9 August 27, 2009

Choke the computer

Choking a computer refers to the process of holding down the power button until the given computer manually shuts off about 5 to 10 seconds later (presumably "choking" because of a loss of power). Not the preferable thing to do when working on one, as it loses all unsaved data in the process... However, one of the only things most Microsoft programs respond to.

Dang it! Windows XP just froze again for the (insert 4 digit number here)-th time today! Time to choke the computer again... *sigh*

by The Overmind June 30, 2004

choke point

a place where activity or passage cannot continue, such as a bottleneck in the road

The very last day was the day when my group hit a choke point.

by The Return of Light Joker August 19, 2010

coke job

When a guy takes a coa coala bottle smashes it over a girls head and makes her snort coccaine off his dick.

Jon: Dude how was your night last night?
Alec: It was awesome I bought a 2 liter of coke then I gave Tiffany a coke job.

by Billy Mccringleberry September 19, 2013

smokey chokey bum wank

also known as the mike R.A.E. special. it is exactly what it says on the tin. u will need a friend for this one. smoke a tabby, get your friend to choke you, poke your ass and toss yourself off. if you have no mates you could choke yourself with a rope.

sergeant man tits gave me the best smokey chokey bum wank of my life. he is so strong but his hands were so soft

by ring sting king August 1, 2009