Five on Five Crime

When two average looking people, who would be a good match for one another, both claim they'd never be interested in someone as unattractive as the other
"Dave and Jill would be perfect for one another - they're both funny, interesting, and not terribly attractive - they need to stop committing five on five crime."
by Brithlem May 17, 2017
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Crime against Humanities

1. A work of literature, art, philosophy, or other discipline that is covered in the study of Humanities that is detrimental to human society and culture.

2. The actual element of the aforementioned work that makes it detrimental to human society.
1. Dude, I just read Twilight, and it didn't just suck, it was a Crime against Humanities.

2. The way her irresponsible writing glorifies horrible relationships is definately a Crime against Humanities.
by Dacheez2008 January 14, 2009
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Anti-crime vaccine

They finally gave Spookie-tookie the anti-crime vaccine last week. Yeeeaaahhh boooyyeeee!
by John Heinz Kerry December 19, 2005
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Tattaglia Crime Family

A fictional crime family from The Godfather movies/books. Headed By Don Phillip Tittaglia and Family Underboss(Don Tattaglia's son)Bruno Tattaglia, their operations include: Prostitution and Narcotics. Only seen in The Godfather: Part 1.
The Tattaglia Crime Family conspired with the other Families and "The Turk" Virgil Sollozzo against The Corleone Crime Family.
by JordyP December 10, 2006
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Crime-dotte County

Slang term for Wyandotte County, Kansas, a horrible place to live.
The only reason to ever enter Crime-dotte County is to go to the airport or Cabela's
by andy1 February 26, 2005
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White Collar Crime

A non violent criminal, such as conmen, forgers, racketeers, scammers and gentlemen thieves.
Neal was an expert forger, and had talked people out of millions of dollars over the years. He hated violence though and so strictly only performed white collar crime
by meimeigiggles March 26, 2013
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crotch crime scene

The bloody aftermath left after having intercourse when a woman is at the apex of menstruation.
You should check out the crotch crime scene I left over at Becca's last night!
by Hank Flannigan May 20, 2011
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