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Capriholic

Capriholic, also known as capri sun dependence, is a disabling addictive disorder. It is characterized by compulsive and uncontrolled consumption of capri suns despite its negative effects on the drinker's health, relationships, and social standing.
Ollie drank capri suns all night long he must be a capriholic
by Pitt29 October 20, 2010
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Crap idiot retard

A term used when you are so angry that all that comes out is a bunch of words you find to be insulting.
by carcus4 February 26, 2011
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Splatter-crap

When you take a shit so windy and violent you scatter ass-mud all over the back of the toilet.

Splatter-craps are also known to propel people off their porclean thrones.

Splatter-crap is usually induced by Mazzio's pizza.
"Dude, last night i took a splatter-crap, sorry i wiped my ass with your dog."
by Dillon Boyer March 12, 2008
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crap-shy

When your taking a crap, either in a public restroom, or at a party,but flush before you let it out, to cover the noise of the crap because you feel nervous about what people will think about you and your hygiene.
Guy 1: Does Jimmy ever take a dump?

Guy 2: Yeah, but he's crap-shy so you cant hear him.
by bsgguy March 31, 2010
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useless crap

Any and all computer software,that does nothing more than add unneeded "eye candy" and suck the resources and memory from your computer.
This fucking XP Black Edition,is a total piece of "useless crap" that turned my kick-ass computer in to a boat anchor.
by NoLove_4_BS April 23, 2009
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caprice

Very beautiful woman.. changes her mind constantly. will knock you on your ass FAST. VERY level headed. Loves real people. Likes the outdoors. Gets along well with others.
Classy woman.. that must be Caprice.
by MOST LIKELY TO BEAT UR ASS! October 21, 2010
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Crap Rat

When one takes a crap on a rat and then throws it at a girl. Before throwing the rat, one often spins it while holding the tail and then throws it.
Guy 1: Ooooh shit, whats wrong with that girl?
Guy 2: Ewww man, she looks like she was crap rat'd all night.

Example 2:
Guy 1: That broad is a bitch
Guy 2: You know what she needs?
Guy 1: Whats that guy 2?
Guy 2: That bitch needs to get brought back down to earth with a few crap rats to the face.
Guy 1 and 2: Let's go get some rats
by Kid Bobby + Whooo Kid Willy April 13, 2009
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