Calculus

A field of math that's only known for being hard because the standard method of teaching it is so unnecessarily unintuitive that no one can understand the actual meaning of whatever the fuck they're doing

Newton: I just invented Calculus, a field of math so diverse that it can be applied to almost any topic from economics to biology
Literally everyone else: That's wonderful! I'm sure you'll share it with everyone and make the world a better place
Newton: Nah, I'm gonna write the first calculus textbook to be intentionally confusing and unintuitive just so my accomplishment seems more impressive.
Literally everyone else: bruh.

by Some_furry September 11, 2020

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Calculator

A tool used to cheat at especially hard math topics in order that you can get good grades and go to college without being Albert Einstein. A calculator is often said to merely 'assist' a person in doing their homework, but the truth is that people throughout the ages are using this weapon to cheat upon every subject. This crisis must end soon before our society starts dimming...oh wait...it's too late to stop that now...but oh well.

Bella: "Hey Gracee, where's the calc?"
Gracee: "Bella we aren't supposed to use calculators anymore, you know that."
Bella: "I have rebelled. Now give me the calc, I am through with this math problem!!"

by billybobjuanson_123 November 10, 2021

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