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Chaldean Shower
When a Chaldean person dumps an entire bottle of Tommy Hilfiger, Nautica, or Polo cologne on themself before going out, so as to not have to shower on a daily basis.
Chaldean Shower by Phil Accio February 20, 2009
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chalcea • Chaldean • Chelcea • Chaldean Mafia • Chalea • Chalce • Chalcee • chalcraft • Chaldean Minute • chaldean notebook
The Chaldean Effect
When a hard working immigrant, Chaldean in particular, comes to the United States, makes money, and then proceeds to spoil their kids, creating the biggest douche-bag possible that personifies every negative aspect of American lifestyle, with an emphasis on greed and being flashy.
1. Dude, Jamil has really nice parents, why is he such a douche-bag?
Chaldean Effect, bro.
2. Hey did you hear Chalad's family is losing their 8,000 sq ft. house? They had a Hummer, a Mercedes, a party store, and 300 cell phones, thought they were rich?
Nah, just flashy. The Chaldean Effect.
Chaldean Effect, bro.
2. Hey did you hear Chalad's family is losing their 8,000 sq ft. house? They had a Hummer, a Mercedes, a party store, and 300 cell phones, thought they were rich?
Nah, just flashy. The Chaldean Effect.
The Chaldean Effect by Mitch Walsh May 18, 2011
Chaliea
A totally beautiful girl who is self confident and changes her mind about things whenever nessicary. She is stunning and fun and just all around amazing. No one should live without her. (Pronounced kuh-lee-uh)
Chaliea by bornthisway93 July 1, 2011
rich chaldean
Rich chaldeans where they only have new cars and Mercedes and bmws and foreign cars with loui Vuitton bags and huge houses
rich chaldean by MAYBACH October 29, 2017
Chaldean Time
The Theory Of Chaldean Time is an idea that Chaldean Catholics has difficulty reading clocks, both digital and analog clocks. The theory was descovered when a Chaldean got to a party that was supposed to start at 7:00 at 7:45, and was early to the party. Below is an approximate estimation of Chaldean time.
If a party starts at . . . then it really starts at 7:00 . . . 8:00 7:30 . . . 8:40 and so on
The second part of the theory states that Chaldean will make up for the time missed at the end of the party but having the party last longer than usual. For example, a party is supposed to end at 10. The Chaldean will say "o.k. its 10:00, time to go." However the Chaldean will talk to his fellow Chaldean for an hour or two in front of the front door before finally leaving the house.
If a party starts at . . . then it really starts at 7:00 . . . 8:00 7:30 . . . 8:40 and so on
The second part of the theory states that Chaldean will make up for the time missed at the end of the party but having the party last longer than usual. For example, a party is supposed to end at 10. The Chaldean will say "o.k. its 10:00, time to go." However the Chaldean will talk to his fellow Chaldean for an hour or two in front of the front door before finally leaving the house.
Fady: Bro what time does Leath's party start at.
Bassam: 8 o'clock
Fady: O.k. i will pick u up at 9:15 and we will roll together
Bassam: ok, thats hadeed. That is on time for chaldean time
Bassam: 8 o'clock
Fady: O.k. i will pick u up at 9:15 and we will roll together
Bassam: ok, thats hadeed. That is on time for chaldean time
Chaldean Time by boater4life April 21, 2009
Chelcea
Chelcea by happyyyy (; March 4, 2011
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