So cold I could shit

1)(metaphor) Welsh saying; Freeing to the point of shitting.
2)(Adjective)To describe a girl that makes you want to deficate.

1) Chris: It's freezing
Marc: I'm so cold I could shit
2) Chris: How did your date go?
David: She was so cold I could shit.

by Rubber Spoon November 27, 2007

this could be us but you playin

A joke, often in meme form, that has a picture of an unattractive or ghetto couple (or a couple doing weird things) that says, "this could be us but you playin."

*picture of woman shaving guy's butt*

THIS COULD BE US BUT YOU PLAYIN

by FimogenFeels April 13, 2014

You couldn't sell this to the Greeks

An idiom used in reference to a particular undesired object in a circumstance.

This lag is abhorrent. You couldn't sell this to the Greeks!

by Partisan Passers-By Proxy July 25, 2016

she could get it

Phrase used to describe a girl who is hot. Inspired by the J.G. Wentworth commercial, "It's my money and I need it now!" When a girl is hot enough that she "could get her money now," then she could get it. In addition, if said girl gets laid, she got it.

Damn, look at her...she could GET IT!

by Jedi2169 June 23, 2008

coldasac

A street or path that is closed at one end; closed path; dead end.

Another name for where the party is at.

Yo party at the coldasac, we're meetin at the quick king at 10.

by NikkyGman January 10, 2008

couldn't

people are saying this so quickly that it starts to sound like cunt which can be a bit awkward

person1: he cunt do that could he
person2: ??? cunt!
person1: couldn't
person2: oh sounds like it though
person1: ye

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 12, 2009

Untitled (how could this happen to me)

Untitled (how could this happen to me) is Simple Plans latest single. Possibly the worst attempt at a song EVER. A shitty ballad with terrible vocals & a poor attempt at a guitar solo.
Also, whats with the 'How could this to me' title? The songs meant to be untitled!

How could this happen to me
I've made my mistakes
Got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me
*random people rip ears out to escape the song*
*teenies start dancing*
*a mule kicks a random person in the groin*

Untitled (how could this happen to me) is a real shit song.

by poopawhacka October 23, 2005