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serious closet: a deep selection of fashion and accessories
Despite living on a teacher's salary, Nancy is always sporting some serious closet.
by TooSick4U October 30, 2008
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Tile Comet

When one exits the restroom with a lengthy piece of toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.
Albert walked out of the restroom with a very lengthy Tile Comet on his right shoe. He tried to use his left foot to remove it, then ended up with a Tile Comet on his left shoe as well.
by I forgot my name!!! March 29, 2010
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Gravity Closet

a term for the description of allowing one's apparel and/or possessions to fall where it may as opposed to putting it in closets, drawers and/or laundry hampers.

Alternately, a method of storage that relies on gravity to facilitate it.
"Why do you just drop your things wherever, and not put them away?"

"They are put away. They're in my "Gravity Closet".
by The Semantic Assassin November 30, 2011
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Babushka Closet

When you come out of the closet, only to find yourself in another, slightly larger closet. The word "Babushka" is in reference to the type of wooden doll produced in Russia, which has smaller versions of itself inside.
"Oh man, I came out of the closet and told everyone I'm asexual, but now I think I might be trans too... I'm in a babushka closet"
by Hummus hummus March 25, 2020
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Closet Bitch

One who doesn't seem like a bitch but secretly is.
"You know Rachel?"
"Oh yeah. Isn't she the nicest person out there or something?"
"I know right. That's what I thought at first but I saw her beat some chick at the grocery store just cause she looked at her man."
"What a closet bitch."
by josafo January 2, 2009
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Closet Mudshark

A white chick that may possess a hidden sexual fascination and infatuation with black men. Typically this type of female may be outspoken with her dislike of blacks in the presence of friends, and may act overtly racist, but her actions indicate otherwise.
Debbie acts like she is a true racist sometimes. I've been with her when she is watching tv and sees blacks on the tube, and she shouts out 'niggers!' But at the same time, she appears to be immersed in black culture. She loves rap/hip-hop which can be as ghetto as it gets! As well as other black music. On her Facebook site, all of her 'likes' are black athletes. And she likes to hang out in dance clubs that are frequented by blacks! And I've seen her get pretty flirty with black men as well at these clubs!

I think Debbie is a Closet Mudshark when it comes down to it!
by keen observer1 March 23, 2011
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golden closet

When someone comes out as gay, and the celebration is made an occasion including watersports as a main feature.
I heard Jimmy got a golden closet the other day. I know because his hair still reeked.
by Fayd'sNotFunny December 7, 2016
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