When your ex girlfriend/boyfriend makes up a bullshit story to get you jealous so you'll want to get back with them. See also Fatal Attraction - boiling the rabbit
by anonymous June 9, 2021

Quite possible the most the attractive guy you'll ever see. Coming in at an astounding 7'8, 365kg PURE MUSCLE he is the ideal man for any woman worthy of his time. You can usually find Mr. Cook doing pushups in his private gym located within his $15,000,000 mansion, or cruising around his one of his many Lamborghini's located in his 40 car garage.
by CookieIsMine March 15, 2019

"Yo check out that dumb hoe, she's cooked patties."
A buddy of mine from college came to visit my girlfriend and I. We went out to a club and got trashed. One of the few things I remember my buddy saying at the end of the night was, "Yo she's cooked patties bro". I turned around to see my girlfriend face-planted into the coffee table with vomit all over it.
cooked
white-girl wasted
ham-faced
black-out
fucked
A buddy of mine from college came to visit my girlfriend and I. We went out to a club and got trashed. One of the few things I remember my buddy saying at the end of the night was, "Yo she's cooked patties bro". I turned around to see my girlfriend face-planted into the coffee table with vomit all over it.
cooked
white-girl wasted
ham-faced
black-out
fucked
by Y0l0s4patties November 25, 2013

A last resort. Trying to do something fun to save a failing marriage or relationship. Commonly confused with Ballroom Dancing
You: I've prepared something fun, Quirky and out of the box but still fun!
Her: I can't wait, what is it?
You: A cooking class!!!!
Her: Our relationship is doomed.
Her: I can't wait, what is it?
You: A cooking class!!!!
Her: Our relationship is doomed.
by Jpdeasy813sy February 17, 2022

by JamezN42 October 17, 2022

by Des-Tiny March 1, 2015

Cook Sandwiches is the Classic version of the ROBLOX game Cook Burgers, and was developed by Sssqd.
In Cook Sandwiches you can, cook sandwiches with some pretty funny physics.
In Cook Sandwiches you can, cook sandwiches with some pretty funny physics.
Player 1: why are we playing this artifact of a game?
Player 2: i don't know i got bored of cook burgers so i wanted to play the original, cook sandwiches
Player 1: ok seems legit
Player 2: i don't know i got bored of cook burgers so i wanted to play the original, cook sandwiches
Player 1: ok seems legit
by ROBLOX!! April 11, 2022
