Friend Condom

Someone who blocks friendship from happening despite the obvious friendship availability

Caitlin was being a friend condom to Miles, fuck yooooouuuuu

by CaitlinWardrop123 June 6, 2014

flesh condom

A person's physical body. From the the perspective that they are merely shells that house our souls.

"Yo, Dalton! Check out the flesh condom on that babe!"

by K41n3n October 24, 2017

crispy concords

When a bitch asks if you nutted in her and you respond with “bruhaps”

“Bro I got Kate with the crispy concords last night, she wasnt happy”

by 6charlienew October 1, 2021

blow the dirt condom

giving oral sex to a penis with a condom that was just in your ass.

"why would you blow the dirt condom, don't you talk enough shit?"

by hadiaha August 16, 2009

Hulked a Condom

When you break a condom while having sex because you were giving it to her like the HULK.

I was giving it to her good and I hulked a condom!

I need Magnum XL's because I just keep hulking condoms

by KornyKev March 10, 2011

compromised condom

a condom that was intentionally poked with with a needle than given to someone to use

Dude I gave Garret that compromised condom and I'm pretty sure he's using it with Liz right now, haha sucks for her.

by tony pinto December 30, 2007

condom fart

The farting of often subtle but sometimes excessive scent of lubricated rubber that yields confusion and fear in its wake.

Danny: It's been two days and I'm still having condom farts.

Bert: It never stops.

Danny: I'm scared.

by bobertwho December 2, 2010