concrete

what janitors mow.
or at least at my school.

...and he was MOWING THE CONCRETE

concrete, you are pwned!

by swing low satellite March 9, 2005

contreras

The act of stating one thing but yet meaning something entirely different, similar to 'opposite day'.

So when you said you didn't want to help, what you meant was you did? Typical contreras move.

by stainless hawkeye May 30, 2010

concrete breaker

my mate Mickey's vibrator. Capable of disrupting tv reception for 100 feet. May come in hand if your house is accidentally buried in concrete and you need to go to the corner shop for a slab of miller.

Mickey "Fancy a bit tonight darlin"
Female "Maybe"
Mickey "Good cos ive charged the batteries for the concrete breaker"

by Captain Zap September 29, 2003

concrete multch

the tobacco from inside of a blunt dumped on the parking lot of the store it was bought from

go sweep the concrete mlutch

by h2o024 September 7, 2005

congrenate

The ability to tapdance like a dinosaur.

1. Dude look at that bitch congrenate!
2. what an awesome congrenater you are.
3. I can congrenate better then you!

by dan paepke April 17, 2007

Concrete Tuxedo

Concrete Tuxedo basically means a casket,back in the old days,sometimes people were buried in the ground with concrete as a building material for a casket,other than wood or other plastics. Tuxedo is obviously a suit that you surround yourself with,so goes the meaning of "Concrete Tuxedo".

Tim: I don't know what to do with my body after I pass.

Bob: Bury it with a casket?

Tim: No,I don't what to be stuck in a concrete tuxedo forever.

by Doomguy458 November 21, 2011

concrete breakfast

to get so drunk that you wake up the following morning after sleeping face down on the ground outside

fuck man thats a lot of booze im gunna end up having a concrete breakfast tommorow

by the lazy domski June 14, 2011