Klan convention

What it looks like at Wal-Mart in rural America.

Damn bro! I'm not going to Wal-Mart, it looks like a Klan convention in there.

by Jeff C. February 28, 2005

My Internet Connection

Trash

Why is my internet connection so bad? I just ran out of wifi for the 963d time in 2 hours!

by BigSmoke40 December 3, 2020

furry convention

A fun place where furries will gather to fun and do horny things ,make friends, buy stuff and DON"T EAT THE PIZZA THERE there is a lot of fun thing to do there

Jerry: hey dude do you want to got to a furry convention with me

Joe: sure, do you think they will have pizza there
Jerry: DON"T

by ALL.THE.SINGLE.FURRIES. May 16, 2022

KY Connection

The act of anal sex which requires lubrication. Mostly used to describe gay men having sex.

The two men left the bar together to form a KY Connection.

by Eddie Bell May 7, 2008

KMart Connection

A internet connection that is very laggy

I can hit this guy he is laging so bad he must have a KMart Connection.

by CANINE February 19, 2008

Congestion Fee

A Congestion Fee is yet another tax scheme devised by limp-wristed liberals to crush the working poor. The liberals charge a Congestion Fee to drive a car on a designated roadway during certain hours. The liberals say that charging this fee will get people to stop driving and take public transportation. Of course, rich people and dual-income Yuppies don't mind paying the fee, because they have money coming out their arse. But the working poor and single-income families will be crushed by the fees.

Many large cities are considering charging a Congestion Fee to drive on busy streets during rush hours. The limp-wristed liberal mush wimps want to charge these fees to force the working poor to take public transportation. And of course, public transportation in many cities is filled with hip hop idiots playing their ghetto blasters and threatening honest citizens with bodily harm.

Congestion Fees are just like another liberal desire: 5-dollar-a-gallon gasoline. Rich fat cats and dual-income Yuppies don't mind it, but it smashes the working poor.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007

Retard Convention

1. In literal terms, a group of mentally handicapped people in a room or area.
2. In figurative terms, a gathering of a bunch of fucking morons to talk about their idiotic ideals.

"Hey dude are you going to go to that G-Eazy concert?" "No! I'm not going to that retard convention! It's a waste of time.

by DJmemestar July 27, 2016