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False-confidence

Having the wrong understanding of confidence to what other think is practically crazy.
Person 1 : hey, why are you acting weird?

Person 2 : Because I'm confident.

Person 1 : Um yeah okay😐, but I think you have false-confidence
by An discreet human October 1, 2021
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Please also see fuckwitts.

Will try and win a conversation by boring the fuck out of anyone that happens to question ANYTHING.

Will not listen to anything outside of there own little mindset.
look if you want to repeat the same stuff over and over again just go and post in uk.net.news.config
by Peter July 11, 2003
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I can neither confirm nor deny

It is a hint to the answer of a question, it works best if you know the person well enough that they can figure out the answer on their own. Emotions & expressions can also hint towards the answer.
Also used if you actually don't know or are trying to cover your company's ass.
"Hey Bob, have you ever seen Iron Man 1 before?"
"I can neither confirm nor deny that"

"Hey Jill, do you have my pencil?"
"I can neither confirm nor deny that"
by tihmmer December 16, 2021
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confidential

technically means 'private' but down here in fal we say confidential as a person we talk to that dont nobody else know about
male:ay dawg imma call that confidential
female: gir i gotta go meet that confidential on the corner
by ne-ne July 12, 2003
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Illuminati Confirmed

While nearly all ppl & occurrences that garner this label are quite literally as far away from being Illuminati as humanly (or otherworldly) possible, there's still this sort of pseudo-esotericism overly applied to just about everything by netizens. No they truly _don't_ belong to a secret society conveniently born in Bavaria in the same year as the United States gained its independence from Britain. or y'know, yeah! they do! ...'cause who am i to question our illustrious, malevolent overlords...

It is used with great flexibility in the online world, particularly in the gaming arena, to simultaneously:
* troll naive children
* poke fun at conspiracy theorists
* invoke (mild... at best) lulz

Source: I'm the Princess of the Dark Underbelly of the Internet / Mistress of the Multiverse, who shall remain unnamed, 'cause otherwise your head would asplode (leaving only a pulsating third eye)
scrub 1: I saw Katy Gaga-Cyrus take off her mask backstage to reveal that she's Reptilian!

scrub 2: Illuminati Confirmed!

normal person 1: tha fuck?
by mztrie March 28, 2016
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rem manus conficere

to finish the hand job!!
rem manus conficere bitch
by Anonymous June 4, 2003
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Confidence

1. A façade intended to attract and persuade prospective ladies to march to the rhythm of a man’s libido.
2. A telltale sign of blind ignorance.
"I have no confidence in a man of confidence."
by nethcev! August 24, 2006
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