Alternative Lifestyle Companion

fag hag fruit fly

The politically correct way of saying fag hag or fruit fly.

Girl 1: "Oh, SQUEE! Look at those two guys kissing!"
Girl 2: "You, my friend, are certifiably an obsessed alternative lifestyle companion.'

by MightyMaeve August 28, 2008

enjoy my own company

verb. a nicer way of saying "masturbate"
obviously you can replace "my" with "your" "her" or whatever.
take note that this phrase means only with yourself, NOT a hand job.
can be either masculine or feminine in its usage.

Jim: "I enjoy my own company for 2 hours every night."
Bill: "What, are you single?"
Jim: (sigh...)

by teh_cactus July 2, 2006

male companion

More than a boyfriend less than a husband

Angelina & Brad more than a boyfriend but not a husband, he is often referred to as her male companion.

by mamarichey November 12, 2012

Pearl Milling Company

n. A building or abode formerly used as a brothel that has been reclaimed and converted into a stable.

Whenever a female horse enthusiast visits the Pearl Milling Company on W. 35th St. they are always a little creeped out when they learn of its rich and storied history.

by Yüng Stallion February 9, 2021

Spanish Fruit Company

When women go topless on the beach for the enjoyment of fruit connesurs arround the world.
Comes in all forms from Big Juicy Mellons, Knocking Coconuts, Conference Pears, Tangy Oranges and Ripe Bananas!!! - V. Tasty

There was a great selection thanks to the Spanish Fruit Company!

She must work for the Spanish Fruit Companies mellon division.

by Marmalade Master13 October 20, 2009

Trust Company

Ok. HOOOOOOOOOOOLD ON. I wouldn't say these guys are the greatest band on Earth. You obviously haven't listened to other bands, or maybe you're just a pansy that doesn't enjoy heavier music. But there's no doubt that these guys ARE good. Their first album, The Lonely Position Of Neutral, had about 3 songs that sounded the same. This album also had some great screaming parts. Their second album, True Parallels, is VERY different. You can tell the band has matured and gotten better as musicians. The lead singer, Kevin Palmer, has a soft voice, but can belt out the screams when needed. I would compare Trust Company to... maybe Story Of The Year.

Trust Company's second album is waaaaaay better than the first.

by Sleepless Cold July 15, 2005

Complankicous

1.One who complanks, 2.(Less Used Definition)a cat armed with seven automatic rifles, each from a different country, and a chocolate bar.

Tom: "Hey, look at that COMPLANKICOUS NIGGA!"
Jane: "You're gonna get shot one day soon, bitch..."

by IllKillYou July 16, 2006