peter coltman

Noun: A very racist person
Verb: being very racist
Adjective: Racist

Oh he's doing a Peter Coltman again..

by Vsaucemichealhere March 10, 2017

rifle, colorado

The asshole of the country.

Oh yeah the sewer smells like "Rifle, Colorado!"

by Taradactol! June 23, 2017

Smurf-Contra Affair

The blueberries in out-of-package muffin mixes are really dead smurfs that have been stripped of their traditional clothing and put in an industrial food dehydrators. This is done to cut costs in the wake lagging muffin market of 1998 now just continued for the benefit of profit margin. They are gathered in Columbia by rebels to help pay for their Communist ambitions in the region.

The Smurf-Contra Affair is ongoing so I have declined blueberry muffins since 1998.

by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008

Caltrain 921

Some stupid ass Caltrain F40 thing with has a cab mounted headlight as opposed to nose mounted, it also has the worst horn in history

Caltrain simp: “LOOK, IT’S CALTRAIN 921, THE GOOOOOOOOSE!!!!!!”

A cultured railfanner: “No, it’s awful”

by JulianRailroad October 13, 2021

Colorativity

Freely using language such as the new words on Urban Dictionary to express yourself.

Any expressive activity in either language, art, dance, dress, music or communication with other people.

I catch You dancing in the Moonlight on the beach in the Tropics. The only sound breaking waves and a rustle of untrimmed palms from the Trade Winds at Sea. Who is this Woman who moves so fluidly in the tones of black and white by the beams reflected? No electronic iPod but music within her DNA. Her Colorativity excites me and wets me in anticipation of out first Lovemaking.

by Robert J. Lanier October 5, 2007

Contradiction

An argument that can be turned either way; one where you have no more or less higher ground than your opposition.

Note: people with a podium or any method of voicing an opinion believe they have the higher ground.

Gays boycott companies that don't accept gays. This is the companies choice, people. They don't have to agree with you.

or

Gays boycott companies that don't accept gays. This is the persons choice. They don't have to agree with every company.

That sentence was a contradiction, it really did nothing to further your point.

by might as well be racist March 15, 2009

Colorado Avalanche

One of the best teams in the NHL

The Colorado Avalanche are awesome.

by Guy in Ox. Woods February 4, 2006